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A heart-warming tale of lotions and idiots
Gather round children, for it be story time. Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess. One day she got a coupon in the mail for a free item at the Bath and Bodyworks store. She went to claim her free item, and got a ginormous bottle of Chocolate scented lotion. When she got home she put it on. She smelled delicious! In fact, the sweet stink of cocoa made her hungry. Very hungry. And there was no chocolate in the house, except the lotion, which wasn't really chocolate anyways. The moral of the story? Don't lick lotion, it tastes nasty.
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