Ringo: Oh, Itsuki, Itsuki,
Wherefore art thou, Itsuki?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name,
And I will no longer be a--
Akito: NOYAMANO!!!
Akito: Thou Crazy Apple!!
Where has thou taken my Ikki?!?
Ringo: Me?!
Your Ikki?!?
Akito: Yes, MY Ikki!!
And by my word,
I'll have your head if you don't give him back NOW!!!
Rika: Ringo, dost thou not know
Which hole our Ikki has crawled into?
I need him to buy a few things for me
Alas, I can't find him anywhere...
Ringo: I do not have a thousand eyes,
or a dog's nose to sniff him out.
Why is everyone asking ME of his whereabouts?!?
Ume: Because you're the one looking out for him...
You stick to him like--
Akito: What? Stick?? What?!
To Ikki?
Outrage!! I won't allow such outrage by you, girl!!
Dare you not do such things for Ikki is mine!!
Ringo: And by what mandate was he made yours,
Might I ask, young sir??
Akito: Why, by the mandate of kissing, of course.
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Rika: Ume, dost thou not know
That thou art only kindling
Dear Ringo's fires of feeling,
Dost thou not?
Ume: I had not thought of such!
Forgive me...
Rika: I will forgive thee
If thou didst do
My groceries for me...
Ume: But... but... but...
Housework is Ikki-kun's work and not mine!!
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Ringo: Ano thou?!?!
Akito: Thu virgin in thyk lips...
Art thou hurt that HE whom Ikki chooses to save
Is I?
Ringo: Had it not been for thy unkind brother,
It would not be so...
Itsuki, you're breaking my heart!
Akito: Defeated by me, you are!
Ringo: Such cheek!
Draw thy sword and fight me!!
Agito: The Dark Force, I sense in you.
Ringo: Speak for thyself!
I'll hear no more of you!!
Rika: All this trouble for that lazy man.
Ume: I thought you'd be used to it by now, Rika-neesan.
Simca: Pardon me,
But I was dining not far from here,
And I heard some noise...
So I came down to see
What Helen has set another war
'Tween Greece and Troy.
Ume: An ugly Helen, I assure you.
Rika: Thy face I recognize...
Have we met?
But soft... I can only bet half a shilling for my guess.
Is this near where you frequent?
Simca: It is so.
And where which whom you seek,
I fear, I also go.
Ume: What?!?
Rika: How?!?
Agito: When?!?
Ringo: Why?!?
All except Simca: Tell us,
Where's Ikki?!?
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