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Because SOME of my friends have decided to become emo...
And because so many kids are deciding to be emo right now...
I've decided to make a rating system to see just HOW emo they are...
Let's rate people from 0(Exact opposite of emo) to 10(gauging out their eyes emo)

Stage 0: [Anti-Emo]

Excessively exuberant and carefree mrgreen -

The person in question has never had an idea of suicide and/or is overly joyed that

they are living and in your presence. This type of person has a large tolerance for

intolerance and most likely speaks their mind, but usually careful of what they say,

trying to make everbody happy and simply radiate their own anti-emoness aura to

those around them. Though rare, there kind of people are often the most trusting

and make the best of friends because they are loyal and see through whatever

false barriers are constructed. ( They break though them with a squeaky hammer )

Current people i've met like this (Since this stage is so rare) : 1

Stage 1: [Normal]

Carefree and happy about it biggrin -

This person shares similar characteristics with a Stage 0 emo, except on a lesser

scale. Although not as rare as Stage 0, these kind of people are often harder to find

than say - a stage 3 - although none of this is proven nor tested, it's just fun to

test. These people are often good friends who stick around whenever they think

they need to.

Being emo is unhealthy for the body and mind - It's true

Stage 2: [Border-line Emo]

Like a normal person, besides being depressed a bit smile -

This is pretty much your run-of-the-mill average person (nowadays anyways). They

are by far the largest group out of all stages. At one time or another, this person

has thought about suicide and is depressed on a rare, but consistent basis. It is

hard to identify these kind of people from Stage 2 because they are just slightly

less happy than those of the previous stage. People in this stage just need a little

nudge from either side to move up or down on the scale (try to move them down

please) and often stay in this stage until somebody DOES push them. A friend in

this stage just needs a tug in the right direction ( Stage 2 ) to be set straight.

It says 'tug' because it implies that you are or should be Stage 2 or below, and

the best way to tug a friend is into the brighter and fuller area.

Stage 3: [Lesser Emo]

A person that's depressed much more often than the norm lol

These people are unusually depressed. There's not much to say about these people

except that they're only going down a dark road. But don't fret, these people can

still be save from the darkness with a little love and care.

This stage is very close to Stage 2 in that they are still in-betweeners of normal and

emo.

Stage 4: [Emo]

Depressed nearly all the time emo

Pretty much always depressed. They're usually stressed about every little thing as

well. They aren't that sociable and they are almost to the point of cutting

themselves... That's gross. Friends like these are often unstable to have and could

use some support - and therapy - These people think about suicide on an occassion

and have seriously though about attempting it.

I mean, why the hell do you want to cut yourself?

Stage 5: [Even More Emo]

Strage 6: [Higher Emo]

Strage 7: [Dire Emo]

Stage 8: [Ridicuously Emo]

Stage 9: [Dangerously Emo]

Stage 10: [Insane Emo]

I don't think i'm going to finish this thing.

-to be updated-