okay... some of my fav chuck norris jokes... geico saved 15% by switching to chuck norris
when chuck norris goes swimming, he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris
chuck norris can beat anybody in connect four with three moves
chuck norris doesnt fear death. death fears chcuk norris
chuck norris is the real reason darth vader wears a mask
chuck norris CAN believe its not butter
chuck norris doesnt read. he stares down the books until he gets the info he wants
when chuck norris does pushups he doesnt push himself up... he pushes the earth down
there are no steroids in baseball. only players chuck norris has breathed on
chuck norris once shot down a german fighter plane with his finger by yelling "bang!"
chuck norris doesnt churn butter he roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out
in fine print on the last page of the guinness book of world records it notes that all world records are held by chuck norris and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten
when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris
chuck norris is currently suing nbc claiming "law and order" are trademark names for his right and left legs
chuck norris tears cure cancer. too bad hes never cried EVER!
only chuck norris can kill chuck norris
and the best ever...
they wanted to put chuck norris face on mt. rushmore but the granite wasnt hard enough for his beard
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i love to write short stories. my favorite one ive written is the unsolved case. it is my best story yet, mainly cause i wrote it for school. i also like to write down quotes that i hear or see sometimes. mostly i just babble about my life currently.
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