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First I would like to announce that Squeaky the Cat... my beloved companion... was found dead ontop of my refridgerator. I don't know when or how he died, but he will be sadly missed... U___U;;

But as depressing as this news about Squeaky may be, something very drastic has come to my attention!

THERE ARE ALIENS RUNNING AROUND.

Well, to be more specific... There are UFOs running around the Town and posting on the Forums... Apparently I've been so wrapped up in my work I hadn't even noticed this! Well -- sure I noticed people screaming about Aliens outside, but I didn't realise there were REALLY ALIENS Outside!! I thought it was - oh never mind. No time to explain.

Naturally, my first thought was "Oh, I hope they're here in peace!". Then I realised how silly that sounded so I then though "s**t, I gotta dig a hole to hide in!"

But again; silly !

So I sat in my hideously cheap arm chair and began to think... What was there really proof of these so-called ALIENS existing? Pictures, yes - but pictures of what? Pictures of Aircrafts in the shape of saucers. What is this REALLY proof that there are ALIENS flying them? Here is my theory on what is really going on here...

S Corp

S Corp has always been jealous of G Corp, ever since the very beginning... Always trying to get as successful as us them, always jealous of our such prime location! They live in the freakin' North Pole for God's Sake !! What they wouldn't give to be like G Corp... every time G Corp is torn down, it rises from the ashes like a Phoenix!! That's what's so unique about it.. Even as I type this, Mr. Johnny K is rebuilding his grand Empire from SCRATCH AGAIN !! This Red Bino campagin is absolutely brilliant... (( Only wish there was some way I could help other than buying as much Red Bino as I can! crying ))

But did you notice just as Mr. Johnny K. started up this new product, UFOs started appearing? Some people may call it coincidence... I call it strategy. YES, STRATEGY!! S Corp's little b*****d Elves must have thought this as the PERFECT oppertunity to try to scare investers away from G Corp. If everyone was so worried about ALIENS taking over - or mayb even the possibility of ALIENS taking them to another planet - they definately wouldn't be INVESTING their money with G Corp! They'd be stashing it away in a hole somewhere, too frightened to lose it!

These UFOs you see running around... they're not piloted by "little green men".... They're piloted by "little pasty men with pointy ears THAT LIVE IN THE NORTH POLE"! stressed I kneeeew I should have made it to the North Pole before it was too late!!

If anything happens seriously to G Corp or the Gambinos again, I'll never be able to forgive myself !! gonk



[[ No time for fancy font or spell checking right now, guys! I've got to figure out a way to save G Corp!!! gonk ]]