The Pretty Princess Story
There once was a very pretty princess. She was locked in a tower for months and wanted a prince to rescue her. So one day a prince painfully climbed up the tower. When he got there the princess thought he was the most hideous person on the planet so she pushed him out the window. The prince wasn't happy so he told his dragon to go kill her. The princess was terrified and started throwing random objects at the dragon. One of them hit the dragon in the eye and he got sad and ran away. Late that night the princess found the key to her room sitting on her desk. So she walked out and tripped and fell down the stairs. The prince saw and laughed at her pain, then all of a sudden a giant cow fell on his head.
-END!!
Moral: never walk down stairs in high heels at night, especially if your clumsy and not notice the convieniently placed key....
 XxLovely_MiseriesxX · Sat Sep 30, 2006 @ 05:43pm · 3 Comments |
