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If words were as refreshing as dew in the morning, If words could erase the pain, If words were as calming as hot tea and weed, I'd be God.
The Odor You Emit Leaves the Taste of Regurgitated Sausages
For the past few morning in my 8AM History 132 class, I have been concerned if I was the culprit of this most offensive stench. I would sniff my jacket, my shirt, I even took a whiff of my pants...not me. I smell pleasently of Moonlit Path from B&BW. Nice stuff.

So, today, the guy who normally sits in front of me in the auditorium is now in the row behind me.

Sweet ******** Jesus.

You know how your grandparent's house smells? Like rotting meat and general lack of cleanliness?

This was his feet.

I gagged, and continued to gag as the source of the peculiar oder was not but three seats away from me. burning_eyes

And he was wearing ******** flip flops to allow the foul stench to eminate around the room. Dear God. Save me now.





 
 
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