Currently: Bumming around. Listening to Especially in Michigan - RHCP.
Status: Bored.
Damned boredom-ness.
I want to do some things,
but I can't muster the strength to get up and do them.
It's because I'm lazy.
Here I go again.
Just a few minutes ago I heard a fly,
you know, the really big noisy ones?
So annoying.
It was suffering because it couldn't get out of the tiny space it was enclosed in.
The same, usual place flies get stuck in.
In between the window and the curtain.
Yeah, I know.
It was freaking annoying.
Buzzing from side to side, trying to find it's way out.
So I decided to put it out of its misery.
Well, instead of getting a fly spray,
which stinks up the room with fatal gas,
I decided to go with my good ol' Slapper,
which is what I call my fly-swatter.
From now on.
But it was stuck in between the venetian blinds,
or whatever you call 'em.
And I can't be bothered sticking my hand in and chasing the fly,
and I don't wanna do that because I know the fly will get out
and fly around the house, unreachable.
So I'm leaving it in between the blinds and my window,
where it will eventually go crazy, starve and die.
It's mean, I know.
But I don't want it to get out.
Besides, if one bites me for too long, it might lay eggs in my skin,
which will eventually hatch into maggots,
whom will eat me if they get hungry, and they will.
So, to avoid that, I'll leave it where it is and cover up it's buzzing with music.
xd
Lots of birds flying outside my window too,
probably from the fly.
Meh.
They can't get it.
But it'll get some kind of heart attack,
if flies can get heart attacks.
Can flies get heart attacks?
I'll find out, sooner or later.
Anyway.
That enought out of me for today.
^.^
Bye.
Status: Bored.
Damned boredom-ness.
I want to do some things,
but I can't muster the strength to get up and do them.
It's because I'm lazy.
Here I go again.
Just a few minutes ago I heard a fly,
you know, the really big noisy ones?
So annoying.
It was suffering because it couldn't get out of the tiny space it was enclosed in.
The same, usual place flies get stuck in.
In between the window and the curtain.
Yeah, I know.
It was freaking annoying.
Buzzing from side to side, trying to find it's way out.
So I decided to put it out of its misery.
Well, instead of getting a fly spray,
which stinks up the room with fatal gas,
I decided to go with my good ol' Slapper,
which is what I call my fly-swatter.
From now on.
But it was stuck in between the venetian blinds,
or whatever you call 'em.
And I can't be bothered sticking my hand in and chasing the fly,
and I don't wanna do that because I know the fly will get out
and fly around the house, unreachable.
So I'm leaving it in between the blinds and my window,
where it will eventually go crazy, starve and die.
It's mean, I know.
But I don't want it to get out.
Besides, if one bites me for too long, it might lay eggs in my skin,
which will eventually hatch into maggots,
whom will eat me if they get hungry, and they will.
So, to avoid that, I'll leave it where it is and cover up it's buzzing with music.
xd
Lots of birds flying outside my window too,
probably from the fly.
Meh.
They can't get it.
But it'll get some kind of heart attack,
if flies can get heart attacks.
Can flies get heart attacks?
I'll find out, sooner or later.
Anyway.
That enought out of me for today.
^.^
Bye.
