Welcome to Gaia! :: View User's Journal | Gaia Journals

The sequel that every one is waiting for... The muffin before time!!!! Yes as we all know from the first story about a quick clip of how the muffins were once a peaceful race and how the evil Twinkie clan had destroyed there cutler and what not… well let me take you back before the humans even learned how to bake there kind. The first muffin like all bakery goods arose from the fiery pits of the oven from under ground, they called this oven “where chaos is born” the reason it was called this was because all baked goods were violent creatures bent on dominating and killing each other, even the first muffin race was like this. We can see these fossils of the first muffins discovered by Alex Smith, he was able to discover the muffins remains one day clean the oven “where chaos is born” which is located near his house... Under a library in Arlington. So from the fossils that were newly discovered, we saw how the muffins were probably the most easy pry other baked good feasted upon, the only thing that had protected them is the white goy like substance which reacted like a poison to any praetor that tried to fest upon it. so we can also determine that over the years the muffin were not forced to go seek out other baked goods to eat, but be a some what of a omnivore, feasting upon eggs, and milk, we can also see from the crap remains they loved flour, among with other food depending the species. Soon enough the muffins became the smartest of all the muffin for the fact that they weren’t eating other baked good, which was unhealthy because they would start to rot and go bad. And the foods they chose to eat was also a benefactor to there higher intelligence, because of the rich nutrients. From this new information discovered from the fossils that were discovered recently we can look into the muffins past, and possibly a future?