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BRILLIANT QUOTES FROM THE GD [on-going list]
Bondage Zombie How tall does the p***s grow? If you cut it down, you'll never know. Can you paint with all the colors of the v****a? [-Moo.Queen-] Man, when I tell people I'm European, they try to guess where I'm from.
Here's usually how it ends up.
(Meh)"That I was german. Well , STFU because, *proceeds to ramble in Dutch.*"
(Them)"See?! I told you!"
"What?'
"YOU SPOKE GERMANISH!"
"I so wish I was a monkey right now."
"Why?"
"So I could fling s**t and not be judged." Die f*****t LOL So it was my friend Jason's birthday just afew days ago.
& We decided to invite some other friends to go see a movie.
Nothing good was playing, so we bought tickets for Miami Vice.
Wanted to buy some popcorn & snacks before the movie started in 15 minutes.
Suddenly, these guys in their 20s (I'm assuming) come up in mah face bein' all racist n' what-not, because our whole crew was asian.
He's all liek, "CHING CHONG CHING CHANG, CHING CHONG CHING CHONG?"
Other guy's all liek, "MO' MSG ON DA FWIED WICE & GINGA' BEEF PLS, MR. MIYOGI" And the rest of 'em were just laughing their asses off.
So me and Jason acted like we actually had the stereotypical accent. We was all liek, "OH NO HONKIE, WE RUN OUT OF DOG & CAT. TREE' FITTY PREASE."
"UR ACCENT IS RUBBRISH, CHANG AIN'T EVREN A WORD." rofl
So the guys left speechless, while I left with another pwnee on my long list of pwns. cool Shinobi Ten You wouldn't know terrorism if it walked up and bombed you in the face. not a meme gayson! not a meme gayson! not a meme gayson! take that, rewind it back not a meme got the beats that make your bootay go WAHP. Rat-a-tat tat, rat-a-tat tat tat. My rhyme so lush it make yo head sn-ap. i'm trynna c**k it, it wouldn't shoot now i'm in danger. i finally pulled it back and saw three bullets caught up in the chamber. and now i'm jettin' to the building lobbey and it was filled with children, prolly couldn't see as high as i be. exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim exclaim So I unloaded my piece just like a shotgun. Bang! What's up with that thang? I wanna know, how does it hang? Straight up wait up hold up, Mr. Lover. Like price said you're a sexy mother- Well-a, I like 'em real wild, b-boy style by the mile Smooth black skin with a smile Bright as the sun, I wanna have some fun Come (come) and (hmmm) give me some of that yum-yum Chocolate chip, honey dip, can I get a scoop? (please) Baby, take a ride in my coupe, you make me wanna... i got seven mack elevens, about eight thirty-eights, nine nines, ten mack tens, the s**t never ends. you can't touch my reaches, even if you had mc hammer and those 357 bitches. biggie smalls, the millionaire, the mansion, the yacht, the two weed spots, the two hot glocks. that's how i got the weed spot, i shot dread in the head, took the bread on the lamb spread. little gotti got the shotty to your body, so don't resist or you might miss christmas. i toke guns, i make number runs, i give mcs the runs drippin. when i throw my clip in the ak, i slay from far away, everybody hit the d-e-c-k. my slow flows remarkable, peace to matteo, now we smoke weed like tony montano sniffed the llello. that's crazy blunts, mad l's my voice excels from the avenues to jail cells. oh my god i'm droppin' s**t like a pigeon, i hope you're listenin', smackin babies at their christenin'. Iiiiiiin West Phillidelphia, born and mother ******** ok you win!
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