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'ORIGINAL' PRANKSTER
Yes, to keep my last year in high school from being completely lame I`m going to pull some "pranks". xP
Cuz I really haven`t been doing anything the last 3 years.
There were the signs of Keegan McAfee with a X on his face that said "Join the Resistance!"
but that was too amateurish.
To-Do List
1. First week back to school, I`m locking all of the stalls in the girl`s bathrooms.
I`m not above crawling under the doors.
xd
2. Put tape on the spickets of the water fountains. [courtesy of PanxCake]
3. Put red food coloring in a urinal. [courtesy of Dang it its Emme]
4. Spread soap over entrance. [courtesy of zumspeedboi]
5. Take mustard packets and twist them up to the point of explodeing and set them under the toilet seats. [courtesy of i like to have fun]
6. Take a the music making device out of a card and tape/glue it in the door hinge. [courtesy of [T]he [D]urem [D]efender]
7. Put hot sauce in the ketchup bottle. [courtesy of my friend "Carl" rolleyes ]
8. Put a peice of onion or a clove of garlic inside the mouthpiece of a phone. ["Carl" again]
9. Configure the AutoCorrect option to replace the word "the" with the phrase "you suck!".
10. Do a "Print Screen" of the user's desktop, and then paste the image from the clipboard to a photo program, and save the image as a bitmap. Then, set the 'snapshot' of their desktop as the actual desktop wallpaper. (Hide the Windows status bar, and move all their desktop icons into a folder, which can go conspicuously in the corner or something.)
11. Try to find a very obnoxious CD laying around. Pop it in their CD ROM. Put up the sound full blast by double clicking on the volume control on the bottom right. On normal configurations the audio CD will autoplay when windows first starts up.
12. Depending where you are at you may have a cafeteria in you place of work. Every week most of them put out a menu so you know what they are serving. Usually it is done on Word or Excel, and not extremely fancy. With a little work, matching fonts, and images you can make your own menus, and post them by your desk. We had one co-worker avoid the cafeteria for 2 weeks because of the selection "fish head stew" etc... before he caught on.
13. Write fake love notes.
14. Place chalk inside the erasers so the teachers end up putting big 'ol lines across the blackboard.
15. Leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
16. Place plastic wrap accross the toilet bowl and lower the seat.
17. Put fake roaches at random places.
18. Buy a few boxes of plastic forks. Then late at night get a couple buddies to help you plant them in the school front yard. Place them in the lawn with the handle part of the fork down.
19. Put IcyHot on the toilet seats.
20. Glue all the pens in the classroom so the lids cannot come off.
21. Switch mouse cables with each computer.
22. Go to the store and buy the biggest granny style underwear you can. Smear some chocolate on the back side of the underwear. Then place them in the middle of the hall before school begins.
23. Slip a couple of laxative tabs in coffee pots? [Lyk OMFG risky sweatdrop ]
24. Remove mouse balls during computer class.
25. Poke holes in the bottems of paper/plastic cups.
26. Tape condiment packets on the wheels of the projecter cart.
27. If someone has a Gatorade, replace with salt water and food coloring that matches it flavor.
28. Print out a bunch of signs that read, "Please Use Other Door".
29. Fill a soda bottle with milk, eggs, and parmisan cheese. Wait a couple of weeks. Then take the bottle to school and place on the bathroom floor. Unscrew the lid and stomp on the bottle. [leave behind garbage can]
30. Pour some chocolate pudding inside the drop slot of the school vending machine. When the items purchased fall down, the victim will have to pick it out of the mushy pudding.
Buy three ________, label them 1, 2, and 4. Then put them in ramdom places all over school. The staff will go nuts looking for #3, which doesn't exist.
Replace the middle cream part of Oreo cookies with paste.
Ask a female victim if she can use her elbows and touch her back with them. When she attempts this stunt, her cleavage will pop out more than usual, they longer she tries...the longer you get to view her chest.
When in a group with 4 people, tap the foot of the person across from the person BESIDE you. He/She will think the person across from THEM are doing it.
Flip a person's backback inside out.
Sign your victim up for free porn email and put him on alot of unwanted newsletters and spam lists.
Place a tightly pulled string at the bottem of a door.
Jam so many pennies between the door and the door frame that the person cannot turn the doorknob to get out. Even better if the pennies are superglued in place to prevent removal.
Tape a picture that is socially unacceptable to the inside of an elevator. Use alot of clear tape and make it very difficult to remove. Most people that would be offended by it will try to remove it, find it difficult and just move on since elevator doors open and close quickly and you must leave or else it will go back down or up.
Tape a small piece of cardboard near the top of the elevator entrance door so it doesn't close.
Use a small piece of black tape to block the tv sensor so whoever decides to watch TV next cannot change the channel or adjust the volume.
Pour some detergent down inside the garden hose.
Add vasoline anywhere someone may lay there hand down. Some possible places include: door knobs, lamp light knobs, car door handles and stereo dials, hair brush handles, curling iron handles, cooking utensils, phones, alarm clock switches, any metal handles, and light switches.
How To Make Itching Powder:
Take a handful of hair, drop it in some bleach, then let it soak over night. The next day take out the hair, let it dry and you will have perfect itching powder to pour down someone's shirt.
but OF COURSE I don`t think I can do all of these.
They`re just ideas or back-up plans.
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