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Newspaper Adds for the dating colum. I could do this for a living. xD!!!
*Not Based off Real Person* Old Woman...
...age 90. Looking for a man to die with. To be considered he must be over the age of 76. Lives with forty, yes you read that right, forty cats. Is allergic to dogs, and newborn children.

Interests: Fear Factor, Sky Diving, Bungee Jumping, and Base Jumping.
Hobbies: Feeding cats and all of the above activities.
Description: Has faded eyes from old age, and silver/white hair that is always in a bun, except when jumping off helicopters. 6' 5" in height and buff.
Dream Date: Going out it dinner at a fancy italian resteraunt before either going base jumping or swimming with sharks on the coast, her date would pay for dinner, and she would organize the other activities.

More Details: Goes by the name of Clarice, and watches Fear Factor religiously, has one Survivor and Fear Factor in her prime. Was once the womens world champion of kick boxing in Thailand. Clarice doesn't think that this add will help her find a quality man, but I beg to differ.





 
 
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