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The other day I was finallu allowed back into Midgar. Jeez, I guess it took Rufus longer than I thought to forgive me for what happened last time. I mean seriously, who knew that they were from AVALANCHE!? But ya, I went to the Shinra building to hang out with the Turks. Rude, Elena, and I were all hanging out in the Lounge catching up. They had just told me that Rufus had gotten a new secretary, she was a cute, bubbly lesbian, when, out of no where, Reno come barging in yelling, closely followed by Tseng who was holding a book and a ugly tie that not even a blind man would wear. When I asked what was going on Reno yelled something about Tseng wanting him to follow a dress code and that included a tie. I laughed but was eventually able to convince him to wear it by locking him in a closet and threatening to put certain pictures from a certain party on the internet. He shut up and took the tie. After 10 minutes of min being in the now un-locked closet, I started to get worried and went to the closet to offer him help. The door then opened and my jaw dropped. There he was, Reno of the Turks, standing there naked from the waist down wearing the tie around his head like a mask with 2 holes cut out for the eyes.
"I am p***s Man!" He proclaimed, "Sworn defender of the p***s!!" With that, he ran out of the room.
Elena got me some tea and I was soon out of shock and back to normal talking to Tseng about what to do with Reno. I suggested to rent him out to rabid fan-girls. I was awarded a weird look from Tseng. A little while later, Rufus Shinra barged into the room looking extremely unhappy. I screamed his name, clung to him, and was ignored.... as usual. He demanded to know why Reno was calling himself 'p***s Man' and chasing his new secretary around with a samuri sword. A few seconds later, said secretary ran into to the room being chased by sword weilding 'p***s Man'.
"Die enemy of the p***s!!!" He yelled. I stiffled a laugh and decided I should come back at a different day. I would let them deal with Reno.
All-in-all, I had a good time. I herd the secretary quit. Oh well. I also herd that Tseng gave up trying to get Reno to wear a tie, I wonder why? Oh, and also, I found a rose on my dresser when I got home that night. I now sleep with my own sword next to my bed and I've gotten hardly any sleep since then due to paranoia. Dammit, need sleep! Sleep is good for Kitsune!!! crying crying crying Well, until next time...


-Kitsune