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A man walks into a bar. In the back of the bar there is a horse with a big pot of money in front of it. The man goes up to the bartender and asks "Say, what's that horse doing in here?" The bartender replies "Well, you have to put a dolar in the pot. If you can make the horse laugh, you get to take the pot of money home." With that said, the man goes to the horse, whispers something in it's ear, and surely enough, the horse is rolling on the floor with laughter. So the man takes the pot of money, and goes home.

A year later, the same man walks into the same bar with the same horse and pot of money.

The bartender recognizes him and says "This time it's not so easy--now you have to make it cry." So the man goes over to the horse and, within moments, the horse is crying as if it felt ashamed.
writen by:geetz
The man is about to walk out the door when the bartender pleads "At least tell me how you did it!" The man says "Oh, it's quite simple really. The first time I told the horse that my p***k was bigger than his. The second time I showed him!"