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i can make a whole segment on how i love my boyfriend paul and his best friend. "try an energy drink with taco bell. it isnt pretty. it burns. PRETTY BAD!" "Act enthusiastic and ul be enthusiastic. concept concept buddy!"

"a female mud wrestler who still lives with her mother"
"does it tickle ur fancy? i can go on all night about how wrong that sounds!"
"my brother punched me in the arm so hard, my eyebrow almost fell off!"
"own a pet cat and a pet coyote"
"have cookies with powdered milk"
"give a rodent Lost."
"eat deoderent"
"bathe in a souje line"
"rub ur grandmothers feet"
"put a cobra and a rat in a cage, and hope they get along"
"scream like a little girl even though ur not one"
"stick gum behind ur ear more than twice"
"play spin the bottle at a family reunion"
"stop for a dropped penny in the middle of rush hour"