THINGS THAT HATE ME
Computers
Pacers
Computers that have ganged up with pacers
Pianos
the weather
my teachers
CD players
scissors
batteries
penguins
sharp objects in general
silences
penguins carrying sharp objects
people
my body
zombies
shoelaces
zombie shoelaces!
rulers
METAL rulers
compasses
those big clubs with the spikes on them
slaves
Slaves armed with big clubs with the spiky things on them
food
spiky food (like pineapples!)
People with big noses
Communists
Communists with big noses
Shakespeare (evil old b*****d)
Hitler (he didn't die! He's still alive I tell you!)
Slaves
my socks
the washing machine
the zombie washing machine
the voices in my head
dog leads
kayaks
year 7's
And the list keeps growing and growing....
Noo, I'm not paranoid, it's just everybody's out to get me.... stare
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