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The Inner Workings of an Insomniac

The fact that people read my journals is crazy. My entries are PROVEN (by testing of a independant contractor) to be the leading cause of brain tumors due to funniness. Proceed at your own risk.

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I swear to God.. Next person who asks for gold from me will die. sucks in air So I was at this hotdog vendor with my friend and the guy serves him his hotdog, right? Well the hotdog had a ****** DEAD cockroach on it, yes, DEAD. So the vendor wouldn't give my friend his money back and then my friend kicked his a (and is now in jail for assualt). SO, long story short: I forgot my name. And I'm off! Makes wooshing noises with his arms outscretched and Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song is playing in the background