In homeroom, a kid named Mattew was playing an acoustic guitar.
Skippind to 2nd period, there was this kid we call 'White Boy Mike'.....I don't call him that, i think its racist. Hes always falling down and getting sent to ISS for singin 'we will rock you'.
Well anyways, Mike fell over in one of those desk chair combos (the ones that have a wood table sticking out and attached to the chair)
and he said, 'HOLY CRAP'!
Then my U.S. history teacher was all mad, then told him to to stop because he (mike, of course) might break something. Well, just as I thought he wasn't going to fall over he tipped over and broke the 'Sheet music stand' like ting that my U.S. hisory teacher takes attendance on.
Then Mike remarked 'I think I broke it!' and my u.s. history teacher was like, 'Yes, its broken but are you?' then everyone was giggling but not the teacher and Mike. Then my U.S. history teacher remarked, 'If I was standing there And hes killed me by doing that, you guys would still be laughing (sp?).' I at that point was thinking 'geeze, paranoia is hitting the
teachers, too!'. After lunch, I walked out by the court yard, waiting for the bell to ring, and I saw Mathew playing the acoustic guitar under a tree with a whole crowd around him, singing this song-
"Blaine is gay,
Blaine is really gay,
He never cuts his hair,
Never buys new shoes,
He french kissed C.J.
So Blaine is really gay!"
Blaine is really gay,
He never cuts his hair,
Never buys new shoes,
He french kissed C.J.
So Blaine is really gay!"
I thought it was funny ( stare Blaine is a b*****d anyway, calling people retards and drawing gotees on himself sweatdrop ) and i gave mathew a dime.
Then he started singing about Kieth, a really fat boy in my school with a lip ring.....
"Keith is gay
Kieth is really gay
He never cleans his room---"
Kieth is really gay
He never cleans his room---"
And then the bell rang....CRAP! I wanted to hear the rest!
cool Yep, today was sooo fun. rofl
Community Member