Here's the first for today;
"Hello hello! I'm Keri Marrin, a human from good ol' planet Earth~ That is, I'm originally from Earth, but I don't really have a set home anymore, aside from a cabin aboard the interplanetary ship I work on. I've been employed as security in some way or another, but if you ask me, they just wanted to have a reasonable excuse for all those times I beat someone up... You see, I'm what most people call a 'brawler' of sorts. Can't just pass up a good fist-fight when the opportunity arises, after all! Some people have an issue fighting me, something to do with my breasts I think? But if you're not prepared to fight, then you better watch out because I will strike first if you don't--"
