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Do you want to know what I have to say? I have to say that JEREMY FOLEY has ******** up again. He is the worst AD in the history of college football, in my opinion. Maybe he's just out to get UF. Who knows?
Anyway, this crappy guy decided to hire URBAN MEYER as the head coach of the Florida Gators college football team. What the hell was he on? He must have been high, because he offered him $2 million a year! FOR SEVEN GOD DAMN YEARS!!! That's like, when I'm already graduated and into college! I mean, I have enough trouble living with the fact that George Bush is going to be my president for the rest of my high school career, but URBAN MEYER? Okay, that is just too much, thanks.
And anyway, my personal favorite coach Steve Spurrier is being paid almost $750,000 less than Urban Meyer is. What's that, Jeremy Foley? What was that about trying to save money by not getting Steve over to Florida again? Well, you better be wishing right now that you can eat your words because you would be saving money by hiring Steve right at this moment in time. Steve, this good hearted old guy, was concerned that he was getting paid too much. That's right. He wanted to give some of his salary to his assistant coaches. Jeremy, are you really willing to pay Urban Meyer $2 million a year for seven years when you live with the fact that you could have shelved your pride, got on your hands and knees in front of Steve, and begged him to come back to Florida and in the end paying him less than what he used to get? I don't think so!
Oh, and all you people that are going to defend Meyer saying, "Well, he got 11-0 with Utah," and, "Well, Utah is higher than Florida right now," you might as well shut up right now, because I know I am going to win this debate (hey, I might be a crappy debater when it comes to the actual speech and debate team, but you better watch what you say when it comes to football...especially college...). Okay. Sure, Utah was all high and mighty this year with a 11-0. But, hun, look up for me what conference Utah is in. Ever heard of the conference? Well, unless you follow Utah or another team in that conference, you have no idea what conference that is. I'll save you the trouble from going to the sports section on Yahoo. Its the Mountain West conference, I believe. And how many teams are ranked in that conference out of their eight? That's right, a whopping one including Utah. Uh-huh, if you haven't already figured that out, that means that Utah is the ONLY team in that conference to be ranked. If you need further proof, go to their scores. They played only one, yes one ranked team out of their entire season. And that team was Texas A&M in 22 at the time. And look who else makes an appearance: AIR FORCE, who put up quite a fight against the Utes, making the final score a 49-35 game.
The moral to the story of this long long ranting: Jeremy Foley is seriously lacking and needs to consider a new job. And: the only way for Urban Meyer to be even slightly successful in the SEC (which, by the way, is the toughest conference of them all with five ranked teams, all of them 20 or higher) is to have Steve come over and graciously spend a week with Urban Meyer prepping him on every single team in our conference. Otherwise, Urban Meyer can graciously start throwing his visor when he realizes that all his little strageties and tricks in the Mountain West conference doesn't exactly cut it when he moves over to take on the big boys: the SEC.
The only good thing that came of all this: Chris Leak is apparently "excited" about Meyer's offense (apparently any offense is better than Zook's offense, although Chris's fakes are the best fakes I have ever seen a Florida quarterback execute) and so it seems he is staying. Whew. I am glad. GO NUMBER 12! YOU ROCK HOUSE!
Ah...that was so fun. Now all my anger is out and spent. Time to be happy and get ready for SATURDAY!!!! FOOTBALL! NO SCHOOL! My kinda life. Right on, right on.
 DazzlingCherry12 · Sat Dec 04, 2004 @ 12:59am · 0 Comments |
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