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Misadventures of orgasming banana's!
Staring Helen and Carl!

"stop your your going to make me peel"

"oh god.. I'm PEELING"

"Great. NOW look what you've done, Carl!"

"I am SUCH a mess....all the other bananas are gonna make fun of me now!"

"At least you don't have brown spots like Brad does"

"Carl, they can see my fruit."

"Well maybe we can just...put you back together? you know a little tape and your good as new."

"Carl that won't work and you know it. I knew my mother was right about you. your such a failure"

"But, Helen....what if we super glued it?"

"Oh Carl. You really are daft....I don't want my fruit tainted."

"But Helen I didn't know. DEAR GOD I DIDN"T KNOW. I thought I would be the one to split my peel or at least the both of us at the same time."

"Jeeze Carl calm down your not the one with your fruit hanging out there in the open for all the neighbors to see. . What will they think of me."

"Helen, I'm sure Mr. A doesn't mind seeing your fruit."

"......shut up, Carl."