Feeling: Sticky :/ It's so hot burning_eyes
Listening to: MitiS - There Within
So I had this dream, once, about a being of infinite knowledge who could answer any question that any person could ever think to ask. If you were lucky enough to meet this being, then you would be allowed to ask it one, and only one, question. The other thing was that you would only ever get to meet this being once in your lifetime.
I was both young and old when I found this being in a valley, but, before I got to ask it my question, a strong wind came into the valley and carried the being away. When I woke up, I realized that even though I was so sure of my question in the dream, I had no idea what that question was, while awake.
Now I could just reason that this was my subconscious' way of protecting the mystical qualities of my dream thereby avoiding the loss of immersion while also hiding the fact that maybe I never had a question in the first place... but I'll blame a wizard instead. Why?
Because wizards are cunning little gremlins that like to invade your thoughts while you aren't thinking. They hide in the dust bunnies under your bed -- because they're sneaky like that -- and they do this for the sole purpose of wreaking havoc on your poor, unsuspecting brain. Have you ever wondered what happened to that thing you were about to say but suddenly forgot? What about how the remote ended up in the fridge, or why you found yourself in the kitchen in the first place when you really wanted to go to the bathroom?
Wizards.
This is the only thing that makes sense because the brain is supposed to make sense, so when it doesn't make sense, it must be something else that doesn't make sense that's somehow affecting your brain. Wizardly shenanigans. Magical trickerations. Wizards eat your thoughts and, by extension, your brain... yes, wizards are also zombies, which also makes them contradictions like what they say in those Starburst commercials. Totally done on purpose, everything is a big conspiracy, wizards don't make any sense and are jealous of anything that does.
So what can you do about them?
Simple: Clean up your room. Wizards/zombies are too slow and awkward to sneak up on you without being able to hide in dusty cracks and holes (stop it, you)... so take away their hiding places. By organizing your life a little, you might be able to think more clearly more often and answer your own damn questions. Or find questions to answer.
Second step: Stop posting in an online notebook late at night, especially when you know you're just procrastinating. You have s**t to do tomorrow -- f*cking go to bed. Right now.
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Are you okay though? Wizards? blaugh