Stats:
Strength: ▌▌▌
Intelligence: ▌▌▌
Minecraft Skills: Non-Existent
Twerking Skills: ∞
Weapon of choice: Sharpened Chicken Bone
Wish: To become a chicken and eat herself.
Hinawa's Ending
Just barely surviving, she slowly walked over to the chest that held the Mysterious Man's most prized possession. After opening it, she realized there was an envelope inside with the words "Twerk Partner" written on the front of it. She opened it and began reading the letter inside.
Alexis - AAAAH, my best twerk teammate ever! Okay, so let me tell you about this little potato full of ratchetness. I first met Hinawa through the Skype group, although she was added to it a few days after it was formed. Like most of the people in that group, we didn't talk to one another right away. Although, with Hinawa, we started talking like we knew each other for years within a few days of knowing each other. She was black, I was black, and it was amazing ever since! But ohmygod, let me tell you why I love this ratchet nasty so much. First of all, she loves twerking. I meannnnn what's better than twerking? Absolutely nothing. Another thing is that she likes Worldstar. I mean, it's obvious why, but still, she's one of the few people I know that would even glance at Worldstar. Another thing is that she loves potatoes. Like, I ******** love potatoes. Sure, Hinawa brings potatoes to school and makes out with them underneath the bleachers, but still, that's just her way of showing affection. Ugh, I wish I could go swimming in a pool of potatoes. I'd probably drown though, since.... YEAH YOU KNOW. Before I get to the last thing I love about Hinawa, let me tell you what I hate about this ratchet ho. Me, Collin, Mako, Momo, some random guy, and Hinawa. The six of us were up in our skybase, just trying to figure out how we could kill the enemies. They build up past our base and break in. One guy killed Mako, Collin, and that random guy. Luckily, that guy fell in a hole that we made in our house, and I managed to kill him. Momo was already dead, considering he's the only person worse than Hinawa at Minecraft. Anyways, Hinawa picked up all the good s**t, yet just stood there and watched all five of us die. All you heard on Skype was her dying of laughter. Shortly after, they killed her too. RIP Hinawa. The moral of the story: Don't play Minecraft with Hinawa. Okay, now my favorite thing about Hinawa is her sense of humor. She's always joking around, and even when someone says the most offensive s**t to her, she's just all, you know what? ******** you, I'ma go eat my potato. Then she randomly disappears for the rest of the day. Like, what is she doing with that potato? Anyways, Hinawa is just a fun time, and you should totally befriend her! But so help me Jesus if you try to steal her from my twerk team. Stay ratchet forever, Hinawa-sama! <3 PS: did u joozt sniz? thots verii rood...
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