It's time to tell a wonderful story, so listen up fools >:C 4laugh
Once upon a time a boy named Smitty (I like the name smitty roffle my waffle) went on a wonderful and magical journey through a forest, shown here.
Smitty was on this journey cos everyone hated him and thought he was ugly and smelled funny and were going to make him into sausage, using his fathers Smitty Sauage maker (copyright pending)
After running in the forest for days, Smitty came to a magical bunny that gave him three wishes.
ZOMG CUMERCIAL TIME. If you buy this pair of shoes free, they promise not to kill you. Wait...what do you mean you don't have to pay for free things?
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YOU DIE NOW! >:C
Anyway, Smitty was going to ask the bunny three wishes, but unfortunately the bunny didn't go to college and couldn't count, so he ate Smitty.
The End 4laugh
 Crackerbox Palace · Fri Apr 21, 2006 @ 11:38pm · 7 Comments |
