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Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off the bus?
muffy does. with her amazing mind control skills :3 It's a hard job, but someone's gotta do it. Pay isn't too bad either :3
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Why are pizza boxes square when the pizza is round?

Just for the lols really :3
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Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Because grape juice and smoothies are kept in the fridge, and they'rethe only things worth being given a godly complex through a halo effect every time i open the fridge/ freezer
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Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
Because they don't like it when people walk/ bike through D:
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What do people in China call their good plates?

sexy ;D
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Because it's gives everyone a sudden rush ;D but it only lasts an hour D:
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Why are boxing rings square?
Because contrary to what many believe, it's not the same kind of ring as the kind people wear on their fingers. shocking, i know surprised
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If you accidently ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
mmmmmmmm, nom nom User Image
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What's the opposite of opposite?
why, it's etisoppo of course ;D <333
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Why is the blackboard green?

Because green is sexy ;D like a chinese dinner plate ;D seriously ;D <3
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Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
To make sure noone forgets all the hard work that went into building it, that's why D< <3
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If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
You're not meant to eat them all at once? User Image
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Can blind people see their dreams?
Most of them. But dead blind people cant D:
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Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?
I exit so little it's really not worth mentioning. I just use it for msn, firefox etc. access.
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Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe
them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Because my physics teacher, Mr. Spiess. He was sexy. And he spoke chinese. And he used to own sexy chinese dinner plates ;D I don't see paint claiming ownership of any sexy chinese dinner plates talk2hand
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Why is the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star the same tune?
[MUFFIE PROVING MIKE WRONG]

[TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR]

[THE ALPHABET SONG]

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Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

illiterate people can't read the can, so they kinda don't realise what they're buying most of the time. So i'm sure they're used to it by now.
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

dead broken ;~;
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If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?

oh god, it's like the time my friends snuck laxatives into some cupcakes, and then dan went and bought us diarrhoea tablets. and i can assure you i didn't lose my appetite. we went to tesco at 11pm that day, and sat and ate chicken and noodles in the early hours. it was a good sleepover :3
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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Because they're twins D; It was an experiment to see how it affected their lives if one was forced to become fat, and the other to become thin D; Fatty died emo And slim ate him. so the balance was restored :3 heart
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I's stole this from Dotty's art shop because I found it to be beyond funny, and mostly very true c:
You can check out the actual art thread here ---> Clickeh Clickeh
I want art from her in the first style, so help me achieve that dream? Get your avi and mine together??? emotion_hug





 
 
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