HELLO AUDIENCE!!!!
Holy s**t, guys! You allowed me to make another FUNNY MOMENTS! I am your host, Third Wraith Michealis Korvain! I am so surprised that I could make another one. Too bad this was in Skype call, so I can't relay everything. If you have read the first one, you have to read it again! It sounds so much better when you have me read it, though. I put emotion into the words. xDDDDDDD
Sticky Fried Rice
Holy s**t, guys! You allowed me to make another FUNNY MOMENTS! I am your host, Third Wraith Michealis Korvain! I am so surprised that I could make another one. Too bad this was in Skype call, so I can't relay everything. If you have read the first one, you have to read it again! It sounds so much better when you have me read it, though. I put emotion into the words. xDDDDDDD
Sticky Fried Rice
Luminous Lily, Goddess of Aurora, Tahkora, Amnia, Alice Zelpher, Ix Phoe xI, and myself were on Skype. During our little session, we were all in VH and being absolutely retarded, to say the least. At one point, it got very sexual related and I was like "Hell. We need a narrator." So I started talking, going through every word, including moaning, which was hilarious. It wasn't like one of those passionate moans either. No. I went and did the over exaggerated orgasm moans.
Eventually, things died down in the VH room, so we started harassing Tahkora (that poor b*****d xD). Aurora kept typing -moan-, so I couldn't help but sound like sex, actual sex. Like. No s**t. I was sexing. Anyways, he left the Skype, but came back in, our excuse being that he needed to fap off. Next thing you know, he leaves again, the room dying down, but Lily keeps talking off her a** about sushi. An idea popped into my head: name off different sushi names and moan at the same time.
Oooh god, tuna roll! Ahhhh, sashimi! You taste like a California roll! Not so hard, dragon roll! Yes! Pinch my nipples with chopsticks! Play with my ramen! Udon on my body! Pour the soy sauce all over my body! Put your shrimp tempura in my mouth! Damn! You are hotter than wasabi! Fondle my dumplings! Harder! Put your egg roll deeper! Oh dear god! Yes!! Sticky fried rice!! YES!!! STICKY FRIED RICE!!!!
And so, we concluded with recapping about taking this to a Funny Moments. Here we are. Last thing I said related to Chinese food was "Is your name General Tso because I am chicken you out". I know. Corny.
