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Yo I'm on Gaia and I love to chat,
My sumo suit makes me look really fat
Music is Life, and that's all good,
But MacDougal is truly from the hood
My only friend is Kadence nine nine nine,
It's just too bad that I'm never online
My grilled cheese maker is my best friend,
I don't know Shao, but I like to pretend
I know this rap is wack, and soon it will be over,
I'm still petitioning, for a four leaf clover
Flounderbuddie is nice to everyone,
He uses love as a weapon, instead of a gun
NAILBUNNEY, is he a boy or a girl?
Just looking at his avatar, it makes me wanna hurl
Doc_Brown is crazy with his butterfly gun,
Sending butterflies in trades to everyone
Pirate Cadaver's like the ruler of the place,
And if you make him mad, he'll probably shoot you in the face
Vante is mysterious, probably wants you to die,
But if you're in the dark, you'd probably pass him by
He's a big blob, all dressed in black,
He was bribed to wear an apron, but he said that it was wack
Havoc in the Hospice likes MSI,
Bitches love him, and so do I
He rides his Barbie bike, with little pink streamers,
And Pirate takes his coffee with 27 creamers
If you bump just once, Tricky will foam at the mouth,
Better just pack up your bags and head for the South
Afuntime hasn't come much, ever since Pirate kissed him,
But I think that's alright, cuz nobody missed him
Jordon's awesome, a gangster at heart,
I'd tell you more about him, but I don't know where to start
Cadbury started it all, and left us for Ani,
Now he hangs out with losers and fairies like Danny
+1 street cred if you're friends with Niratu,
Play him in Dungeons & Dragons, he'll probably pwn you
Niratu's hardcore, and he's in the navy,
But don't sing the song, or Music'll go crazy
Pants King was a fun-loving Quaker Oats guy,
But now he is grounded and every day I cry
Tamako_The_Griffin, Music's lesbian lover,
I'm kind of worried, cuz I'm her little brother
Zephy talks to pancakes, I guess that's kinda cool,
But I think he needs to go to a correctional school
.Knight.Demon. is weird, thinks penguins are the best,
He goes crazy over Music, thinks she's better than the rest
I think my story's over, I guess it turned out good,
Cuz that's how I roll son, I'm from the ********' hood

my toenails are dandelions they rip and tear like the tears of a cataclysmicly destructive force

-spins till the cataclysmic dandelions, engulf the hibajer of the NAIL's nails, in the hoositswhatist of the universe, so he can build a new stonehenge so he can play croquet-

Where?! GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF!

Would that make me a liar liar Pants is on fire?

Polynomials are my illegitimate children... emo

Gift giving is like eating a twinkie. I have no idea how to finish this metaphor.

I love my new HOVER ROUND (HOVER ROUND...Hover Round....Hover round...hover round!)

NOW, I'M FREE TO SEE THE WORLD!!!! mrgreen

Actually, the dancing banana works perfectly with the Green Hill Zone music. surprised

The admins are fun. ^^
Time to try blow job. xD

I made a sentence...not a very good one.
Tan go to rest. How is the green mist that is set front of her house?
o.o

Do what I did and become a prostitute.
And when people need their gardens tended to, I'm their hoe.

xd heart
PATTIE CAKE GHETTO STYLE!

*korey whimpers and slowly comes out of the closet*

David Hasselhoff is a German Freak of Nature.

Every year on March 15 Japan throws a giant festival to celebrate the p***s and fertility. A 900-pound wooden phallus is paraded around the streets of the town Komaki, and women carry massive dildos in their arms. Thousands of people come to pay homage to the p***s and take part in the festivities.

I am the Snufflupagus
(the whaty whatagus?)
The Snuffleupagus foo,
Oh, imaginary, right?
No playa, thats not how I roll.
If you keep that up, I'll bust a cap in yer forehead.
I may have been imaginary some time ago,
By a bird, named big show.
Then I snapped, turned around,
Thwacked Big bird's head, five times to the ground.

I am the Snufflupagus,
Rupplerupagus,
From the land of theory,
If you piss me off, I'll bash yer head in...
LIKE A CAVEMAN!

Your Christmas' must suck arse then

You know I'm getting ticked...i have been sitting here posting many many times,getting no trades at all for the last 3 frickin hours!this charity was just a lie,no one on gaia donates to people anymore,all I asked for,is a small 17k tops,dream avatar...and what do i get?SOME EMO SON OF A b***h GOING AROUND WITH SOME DUMBAsS POET,no trades at ******** all!I want gold,now

My sister is looking at the avatars and she saw yours and said "Thats ugly man. Robot better"

And to Shiz's avatar she said "Look at that robot! I like that robot!"

Wheee, I feel like a fairy, like i could fly around the rooooom

BOUGHT sex? gross...you don't know where that's been...put it down. xp

I only EAT cute, cuddly animals...not schmex them up.. xp

*punches you* because you look Amish

I'm a term! WheEEEeeEEeEEeeeEeeeE!! 4laugh

I see no grammatical error's

hi i was just wondering if i could have some gold because i havn't been able to get on because we went threw a law suit with my dad and now my parents have been devorced and i was to depressed and gaia is the only way i enjoy myself and not want to hang myself sweatdrop but i keep on getting made fun of because i have no good items and it is just making life worse and i want to keep playing because i would just cry in my bed if i quit gaia so would u plz help me u don't know how much it would mean to me sweatdrop crying cry

But I live in the future =D