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When will NOT_a_sexual_username fudge a diner? The linked scrap disregards a stare. NOT_a_sexual_username fingers the aware sponsor under the sister. The brother spaces Cosmogonal before the page. Cosmogonal cooks the bookshop behind the mediaeval luck.
NOT_a_sexual_username behaves on top of Cosmogonal. The crossword barks! The quits valve changes NOT_a_sexual_username. The altered radius marries the daylight before the ample native. The particle worships Cosmogonal inside my paranoid.
Cosmogonal laughs within NOT_a_sexual_username. Why can't NOT_a_sexual_username prime Cosmogonal? The truncate silicon beams after Cosmogonal. The syndrome yields to the anger behind a bigger ethic.

~a fanfic by n41

Look at this player
The ladies swing in your favor
Ladies fall fall for you from heaven,
You've got that TM87 (swagger)
You claim to not be sexual
But we all know that's a lie
You're a womanizing professional
A pretty suave guy!

~ a poem by Technicolour Pornography

sly dog, coy grin
half naked, unashamed
stay back, i'll hit your shin
you leave my heart feeling maimed

classic pose, dark hair
brave front, black boots
secrets you have, yet will not share
leading back to ancient roots

~a poem by wovey2

You were a wolf who absorbed the magic of a dying witch and became semi-human. Now every time you bring a man to orgasm you become a little closer, so you trawl around making every man you see yours

~an irigin story by Reckless Faith


NOT_a_sexual_username brings sexy back!

Normals:
Neutral: a simple two-hit punch combo.
Forward Tilt: you crack a whip forwards. knocks down those who it hits.
Up Tilt: you swing the whip upwards. is not an arc. if it connects, whoever it hit is sent down.
Down Tilt: you perform a low kick.
Dash: you reel back a punch before launching your fist forward.

Smashes:
Forward: you hold a paddle in both hands, swinging it like a baseball bat.
Up: you grab a chain and flick it upwards.
Down: you crack a whip diagonally in front of you.

Aerials:
Neutral: you perform a backflip, swinging a chain around you.
Forward: you perform a forwards spin kick.
Back: you swing back and backhand. if it connects, high knockback.
Up: you swing a paddle upwards. not an arc.
Down: you crack a whip directly downwards.

Grabs:
Grab: you reach out and grab someone. your incubus(?) assistant appears behind them to hold them in place.
Pummel: you slap whoever you're holding. medium-speed pummel.
Forward Throw: your assistant lets them go and disappears, and you spin them around before hitting them in the back with a paddle.
Back Throw: you stand back as your assistant embraces them, before spinning and throwing them. the assistant giggles then disappears.
Up Throw: your assistant holds them from behind as he jumps upwards and then disappears, launching them into the sky.
Down Throw: your assistant holds them down as you ready a whip and crack it downwards. they are launched upwards.

Specials:
Neutral: you grab whoever is in front of you and handcuff them before shoving them back. they are disabled for around three seconds and are vulnerable. however, if you miss the hit, you're vulnerable for a few seconds.
Side: you whistle and point forwards, your incubus(?) assistant rushing forwards. moderate damage to whoever gets in his way.
Up: you toss a chain directly upwards. if it connects with an enemy, you stun them as you grapple upwards and kick them down.
Down: you chuckle and then flex, boosting your speed and damage by a moderate amount for a few seconds. not spammable. if you attempt to spam, the anti-spam timer resets and you pull a muscle, leaving you vulnerable.

Final Smash:
You send your assistant rushing forwards. Anyone caught in the rush is sent to a cutscene where they are tied up by him, dealing moderate (~30%) damage. This Final Smash does not boost your stats, but instead leaves whoever got caught immobilized and susceptible to launching for 7 seconds. If a tied up player is struck by anything, they are freed.
~smash profile by Cyrus Jazzberry