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This is for my entry into the arena this week, I was thinking I'd put a little back story to the avi. ^^


I was making my rounds around the North Pole, collecting my gold from the various elves. I make it up to Jakabob. Jakabob always gives me trouble. "Jakabob, you got my money, right?" I asked. "Erm....About that....I got mugged by polar bears." she uneasily replied. I raised my left and quicky, and motioned that I was going to slap her. "Where is my flippin' money biznitch?" I quickly asked, mainly because I wanted my flippin' money. "I...I spent it on....on....crack..."

-THWACK-

"b***h! I did not tell you could get crack with my money did I?"
I raised my right hand this time, I jabbed her in the neck with my cane. "You better get my money soon, or you're dead."
She ran off.
I took my money, and headed off to the big guy in red. As I walk to the big guy's shop , I see Jakabob free basin' some crack. I knew that it was the last day she'd have on earth, so I might as well let her enjoy it. I get to the big guy, give him his cut of the dough, and walk away. Ms. Claus stops me for a second, she says she has a few questions for me. She wants to know what Santa is up to...I reach into my white coat's pocket and pull out a 9mm. I quickly press it to her forehead, and tell her it'd be wise to stop asking questions. She tried to swat the gun away. To late.

-BANG-

She was dead, got shot right inbetween the eyes. I started walking away slowly as if nothing happened. I hear Santa yell out my name. I turn around and see him charging twords me. I pull out my gun and fire away, I knew this was my chance, to take over the whole pimping chain of the north pole. And if I worked, maybe I could rule the drug ring too. Santa falls over. I leave him there for the elves to take care of. I go back to Santa's and sit in his big comfy chair. I put my feet up on his desk, and call my homie, Lil' Cheese, and tell him the big guy is dead, I'm the leader now, and I expect my money in the morning. And I expect Jakabob to be taken care of if she doesn't get her money to me. He agrees, and I let out a mighty sigh. My day is complete. And this is how I became the Pimp of The North Pole.