NAIL FUNERAL STORY
Caitlyn Oates says
Omg Im about to sound rly girly
But
I broke my nail
:c
Lindsey Johnson says
AWWW NAW
GIRL
CALL DA 911!
Caitlyn Oates says
LOL
Lindsey Johnson says
DATS JUST AINT HAPPENIN
GIRLL DIS IS SRS BSNS
Caitlyn Oates says
Do you know how long it takes me to grow my nails out
D:
Lindsey Johnson says
LIEK 55 YRS GIRL DATS HOW LONG IT TOOK ME
BRB IM GON GET DA SUPERGLUE
Caitlyn Oates says
LMAO
STFU
XD
Lindsey Johnson says
xD
Caitlyn Oates says
xD
That made me laugh so hard lol
harD*
Lindsey Johnson says
atleast i make you laugh~
<3
Caitlyn Oates says
<3
Lindsey Johnson says
bt im srs dis is a tragedy
Caitlyn Oates says
xD
Lindsey Johnson says
les gt s hoebox n burrry it
*a shoebox
Caitlyn Oates says
xDDDD
lololol
Lindsey Johnson says
n were gon hav a funeral
n errybodys gon be der
da presidant
Caitlyn Oates says
Das rite.
LOL
WUHT?
xD
Lindsey Johnson says
jesus
Caitlyn Oates says
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DA DEVIL?
Lindsey Johnson says
n all dez oder nigguhs
Caitlyn Oates says
xD
Lindsey Johnson says
sure thang sweetcheeks
Caitlyn Oates says
<32333333
My nails' gna go out in styleee.
<3
Lindsey Johnson says
lemme draw my satanic circle
k afk.
k da devils herr
he be all upset
Caitlyn Oates says
xD
Johnson says
he cryin n its burnin holes n my condo, im bout to kick dis ***** out
4realz
Caitlyn Oates says
LMAO
Lindsey Johnson says
x:
Caitlyn Oates says
- is totes saving this convo -
xD
Lindsey Johnson says
we bess get dis ova with i aint evn jokin
GURLL HE RAIDIN MY FRIDGE
U BESS GT UR a** OVA HERR
Caitlyn Oates says
OK OK
I CUMIN
HERE I AM
Lindsey Johnson says
YAAAA BBY
Caitlyn Oates says
HERES DA NAIL
Lindsey Johnson says
*wraps it in all da latest fashions*
Caitlyn Oates says
xD
Lindsey Johnson says
ok ok *puts in golden shoebox*
Caitlyn Oates says
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Lindsey Johnson says
her we go gurl
Caitlyn Oates says
*digs a hole*
:U
Lindsey Johnson says
*throws in* K now ill say a few words
Caitlyn Oates says
*wipes eyes*
; * w * ;
Lindsey Johnson says
DIS HERE NIGGUH OF A NAIL DECIDED TO GO f** ITSELF UP N IT BROKE N A BILLION GAZILLION PIECES, LIKE WHUUUT. 55 YRS AGO DIS NIGGUH WAS BORN UNTO MY GURL CAITS FINGA. IT WAS HER FAVE FINGA TOO IF U KNO WAT I MEAN. IT IS A LOSS BECUZ IT SCRATCHED ITCHES NOTHIN ELSE COULD. Now a few words from the motha of dis ********, Cait
Caitlyn Oates says
WEll.
This nail has been with me thru it all, from the clawing and murders of everybody, to all the pets and booga pickin as a 2 year old.
It's helped me shoot some birds at people if u know what i mean
I HATE DIS ******** NAIL
that is all.
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Lindsey Johnson says
*appluase and tears from all around*
Caitlyn Oates says
*throws dirt over*
:U
Lindsey Johnson says
Hitler: "Oh god, if I had a nail like that then I would've suceeded mo'e in my life"
:U
Caitlyn Oates says
LOL
Lindsey Johnson says
The end~
c:
Caitlyn Oates says
Lindsey, Satan just stole your bra's and panties
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Lindsey Johnson says
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL
IM CALLIN DA POPO
FO'SHO
Caitlyn Oates says
OHDAYUMMMMM
Lindsey Johnson says
*dialin 911*
Caitlyn Oates says
HE JUST KNOCKED OVER UR FLOWER POT
GET EM GURL
Lindsey Johnson says
AYOO NIGGUH. DERS DIS NIGGUH ALL UP IN MY CRIB RUININ s**t YALL BESS GET UR FATASS DOUGHNUT EATIN SELVES OVA HERE AND TAKE CARE OF DIS BSNS CUZ DIS SRRS
Caitlyn Oates says
Mam, please don't talk to us liek that
We'll eb there in 5 days
be*
:U
Lindsey Johnson says
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
YALL GONNA HURREH UP WHEN I TAKE MY SHOTGUN UP N DERR N BE LIKE BAM BAM
Caitlyn Oates says
Mam. We're at your door.
Lindsey Johnson says
YA *answers door* NOW GET DIS BETCH OUT BEFORE I GO TO ALL UR HOUSES N RIP OUT UR WOMANS WEAVES
Caitlyn Oates says
*screams and runs around then gets in fetal position*
Lindsey Johnson says
AWW WTF
*c**t PUNTS*
Caitlyn Oates says
*dies*
Lindsey Johnson says
*c**t punts satan*
Caitlyn Oates says
*Satan haunts you after stealing your flower pot*
Lindsey Johnson says
AwwHELLNaw says:
MAY DA POWER O JESUS CRIST COMPEL YO a**, SATAN
*throws sink of holy water at*
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