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So today i was having one of my normal morning fits because ONCE AGAIN my black lether belt was missing when one of my minions had the BALLS to tell me that there is *no need to bed mad* and that *we would find it soon, it always turns up*.

I ripped his head off and poured blood from his neck out into the street onto a mother carrying a baby.

Right afterward I found the belt on the floor. Funny how that worked out hmm?

Fallowing getting dressed, not caring its daylight and im in my more demonic atire i went downstairs has a quick breakfast,fallowed by what i was hoping to be a quiet afternoon on my throne.

WRONG.

As if i was not annoyed enough already for the day and as if me ripping the head off of a minion and pouring his insides into the street wasn't enough to warn the citizens i was in NO MOOD to deal with THEIR problems...i still HAD visitors and COMPLAINERS come to see me,

Citzen 1) Sally Searoth, the mother i poured blood and guts on : " Sire, as much as i love you and this land, i do not respect u dumping disgusting, disease filled minion guts on myself and my child" Me: " Sally...DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE AT ALL! YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL I DID SUCH A THING! CONSIDER IT A BLESSING, AND IF YOUR CHILD FALLS ILL, WHICH I KNOW HE WON'T SINCE YOUR BOTH VAMPIRES, IMORTALS, YOU CAN SEND HIM HERE AND I'LL KILL HIM AND EAT HIM! NOW GO!" - she ran from my room like a mouse from a hungry angered cat, was quiet amusing. Infact quiet afew of the citzens fallowed her...and i swear i dected the smell of urin in the room as well.

Citzen 2) Luke Parrwell, a sorry sap of a coward always without gold : "Great King Vincent, I come before you today and do see you are highly annoyed and I am so so sorr- (I cut in here) "GET ON WITH IT LUKE!" "Oh-o-oh ye-yes sire! I coem here asking for a loan..of 4,000 gold coins sire" tapping my fingers on the rough hard wood on the arm of my chair i sigh, "LUKE! DO YOU HAVE ANY, ANY! IDEA HOW MUCH YOU OWE ME NOW? ANSWER CORRECTLY AND I WILL GRANT YOU WHAT U WISH, INCORRECTLY AND I WILL GRANT YOU WHAT I WISH!" He paused... "Let's see here...5..no...70...no..86,000 sire?" "NO. WRONG! 104,456!!! NOW I CHOOSE TO GRANT YOU.. (I paused here for a long moment to build up the intensity) I WILL GRANT YOU... 2999 GOLD COINS! NOW TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, AND I EXPECT MY DEBT FULLY PAID BY THE END OF THIS MONTH!" "y-y-yes sire! Thank you sire!" then he scurried out of the hall.

Citzen 3 the last citzen after my angry fit with Luke) Cordillia Smoth, local harrlet and tramp: " hello~~~ and how are you today oh dear King Vincent?~~~" " Cut the crap Cordillia, what do you want?" I narrowed my eyes and leaned forward. "I was just hoping to get what dearest Luke has just earned..a loan." I raised my eyebrows "YOU want a LOAN? FOR WHAT REASON?" " My sister is sick..I want to take her to the best hospitals in Ceneria city my lord." "BAH! AHAHAHA! CENERIA CITY?!?! ARE YOU MAD? THE CITY OF HEALING AND ANGELIC FOLK? THEY WOULD KILL YOU BEFORE HELP YOU! BRING YOUR SISTER TO DOC...he will treat her with the same healing powers and he will do it for a fee of 10,000 gold coins, which you are now in debt to me...NOW GO! SCRAM TRAMP!" She had the nerve to bow to me "Thank you Sire." And with that she strolled out.

Now that gave me quiet a headache and i chose to retire to my quarters for a hot bath...which was RUDLY INTERRUPTED by a minion who had paper work from Eliza..so i got dressed and PERSONALLY went to visit her, gave the damned b***h her orders signed all the papers and returned home just in time for a DISGUSTING dinner.

I remember i threw my plate at the wall and then advanced to the kitchen where i murdered and injured most of my cooking staff...note to self..need new cooking staff..

So yes,
that is my day so far, I AM STILL in a bad mood, so watch yourself.

hmph

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