Try not to laugh. And if you don't find this funny, try not to be completely offended. Before anyone asks, yes I am sadistic. But this is the brainchild of a conversation I had with a friend recently, not a random demented vision that I put to paper.
Here's how the convo went down~ I'm blue, my friend is red
Do not let ambitions overshadow small success.
hm...
do I ever get normal fortunes?
o3o
no
another good one though
why can't it just say your going to have a messed up day
lol, well why would you want it to say THAT?
why not "a unicorn will grant you 100 wishes"
or something good
;p
PFFT everyone knows unicorns only grant 99
D: they do?
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
yes, you'll never have a complete 100 now D<
D:
how many wishes do you need child?
I mean theres 99 there xD
I NEED one hundred
OMG WHY?
I need them or I will Explode!
-beats a unicorn to give you 100-
xDDD
yay star~
I got you the 100th one~ biggrin
And these kind of things are where I get my inspiration~ :3 More to come, I'm sure~