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Biff Insanity: Once upon a time, there was an abandoned vegetable garden in an old lady's yard.
Mr Mercurial: Your Mom.
PNUS: In the abondoned garden lived a farmer growing marijuana the size of the empire state building.
Biff Insanity: The evil bunny army decided they wanted this marijuana for themselves and attacked the farmer.
Mr Mercurial: But the farmer went insane and decided he'd sooner burn his crop than let the evil bunny army have any at all.
PNUS: But, as he started burning the crop, the evil bunnys got all high and the farmer and the evil bunny became happy, and the farmer decided to grow more marijuana.
Biff Insanity: Then, something happened to forever change the law of marijuana growth, possession and use, the government released a virus that would prevent weed from growing!
Mr Mercurial: And then, Mr Mercurial killed himself.
PNUS: But, that farmer found a way to grow marijuana again, but it was even better than anything grown before.
Biff Insanity: And finally, the world accepted marijuana, everyone used it, and the world lived happily ever after.
THE END!