Hahaha oh my god. I totally forgot Gaia had journals. Does anyone ACTUALLY read these?
I'll just copypasta my deviantart journals.
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New semester starts tomorrow started the other day. I decided to clean out my binder. I found a bunch of English journals and assignments that I had forgotten.
These journals were supposed to be at least a 1/2 page long, but mine were rarely more than a paragraph. I read through them all I lol'd. I can't believe I actaully write this stuff and pass it in. xD
I'll put some of them here.
Question:
In some countires, every young person must serve two years of military service. Should Canada have a similar policy?
I wrote:
No, because I don't want to die. That would suck. And Afganistan is hot and sweaty. I hate hot and sweaty.
Question:
You went to a yard sale and bought an item for under $20. You appraised it and found out it was worth $1000. Would you do the right thing?
I wrote:
I'd sell it for $1500 to some sucker and buy Pokemon cards. I ain't gonna give it up to some idiot who don't know s**t. It's mine now!
Question:
Music plays an important role in culture and in most individuals' lives. Explain the role it plays in your life.
I wrote:
I listen to it.
Question:
If you could meet/visit two people, who would they be? What would you do?
I wrote:
I wanna meet Adolf Hitler and that Stalin guy so I can beat them at Risk.
Question:
(fill out a thing about hobbies, accomplishments, etc)
I wrote:
Hobbies: Drawing, gaming, sleeping, training my Pokemon
Accomplishments: Beat Bubble Shooter, house broken, big Pokemon card collection, didn't make a gay comment yet today
Family: Mother, Father, 2 brothers
Future plans: Catch 'em all, learn to draw Grell, become a spy
Likes: Male Lopunnies, little boys, Grell, zombies, cats
Dislikes: Hannah, party poopers, bugs, the color orange, depressing movies
Question:
"The ultimate measure of a man isn't where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." - MLK jr
I wrote:
I prefer the comfort and convenience of my nice warm bed to the challenge and controversy of thinking too hard.
Question:
Comments on the movie we watched in class today.
I wrote:
I hate sad and/or bittersweet movies. I always cry. Why can't we watch Disney movies in class? I can bring the Aristocats.
Question:
What is your beef? (pet peeves)
I wrote:
- people who don't understand a joke and you have to explain it
- the color orange
- cellphones in class
- music these days
- kids these days
- Pokehaters
- female Lopunnies
- Juley
Question:
If there were no limitations, obstacles, and money was not an issue, what would you do?
I wrote:
-no mosquitos
- no smelly babies
- little boys
- male Lopunnies
- sludge breath
- beans
- giraffe powers
- no Twilight
- super vision
- igloos
- my own throne
(vague, I know lol)
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