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Fangirls have always been a peeve of mine. Oh no, no, not NORMAL fangirls- I have quite a few friends that are normal fangirls. I mean the ones who go all on Stein with their OC being all, "OH STEIN-KUN, DISSECT ME HARDER~!", or pairing up the poor doctor with their rainbow-s**t of a OC that's probably a Mary-Sue, forcing him to be the father of their sparkly hellspawn. That sparkles., or even just "speeshful" OCs pairing themselves with Stein at all.

But on top of the list is dissection. I've heard about it jokingly played along as rape- which I'm okay with for some reason- but when fangirls go all; "OH STEIN-KUN~ TAKE ME TO YOUR LAB AND DISSECT ME~<333333" just grinds my gears. Don't you understand the proper definition of dissection? Have you not had that kind of lesson? Definition; Dissection (also called anatomization) is usually the process of disassembling and observing something to determine its internal structure and as an aid to discerning the functions and relationships of its components. ...

Does that really seem like rape? Your OC might die in the process. It isn't getting ********- as much as your wild, fangirl wet dreams go as far as, telling you these absurd lies, giving you rather disturbing mental images of your OC being banged. Seriously. Learn the definition of a word. "Oh, but my OC is masochistic~! They enjoy pain~! SADISTS AND MASOCHISTS R MENT 2 B!1!!1!one", is not a proper excuse. Masochism and sadism don't necessarily have to do with them being sexually turned on, more so enjoying it- and like I said, the OC will pretty much die, and your not going to get any doctor loving even if your OC likes pain- which is pretty weird.

Actually, no. Stein wouldn't even want to dissect such an OC, as much as you try SO HARD to make them as interesting to captivate his attention in a desperate attempt to think you'll be getting in his pants.

OCs. How much do I have to stress this? I've seen so many abominations of OCs pairing themselves up with Stein numerous of times, I feel a lot of pity for him. A common type of "purpose" for those OCs is to be his weapon, or heal his madness.

Let me stop there.

Be his weapon? That's pretty unlikely. Stein wouldn't wield some minor weapon that probably makes rainbow ponies or some s**t. Besides- being a probable 3-Star Meister, as well as Shibusen's strongest Meister- he isn't going to wield anything lower than a Death Scythe. And if you make yourr OC a Death Scythe? You certainly wouldn't be in Nevada- Death scythes are shipped off to another continent or country FAAARRR away from your precious "Stein-kun". They have no business in Nevada anyways,

Heal his madness? Like you can- Marie is the ONLY character able to succeed in this, considering her healing wavelength. Don't even think about giving your terrible OC that. Marie's healing Wavelength is more so a special trait found in her only. You can't learn it- you can't be born with it. Besides- you'd be replacing Mare- A CANNON CHARACTER- you don't do that, man.

Back to the previous subject, miss Fangirl, are your OC's purpose to teach Stein to "LURRVVEE"? Again, fat chance. Stein isn't known to love. Much more- he doesn't understand such an emotion. It's probably incredibly complex for him to understand such a deep feeling. Besides, I don't think he would want to love anyways, in my personal opinion. Being a scientist- he has to focus on his work and studies, as well as keeping his sanity in line. No luff for yew.

"BUT I R HIS STOODENT, WE CAN HAS LUV NOA."

No. Just no.

Stein, frankly, isn't some ***** creeper to leer on children. Much more young teenagers. The Stein/Maka fanfictions have been poisoning your brain again, dear.

"DEN WE HAD A SPEESHUL BAWND WEN I WUZ HEES STOODENT, AND NOW THAT I AM AHDULT, WE CAN HAS KINKY ROMANCEZ."

Again, NO. If your OC was a student- they'd be ranging from 13 to higher- Stein is at least 28(start of the series) to 30(current time period), if your OC were to have that, then Stein would be so much incredibly older. I don't think he'd establish a bond anyways- you two would have nothing in common to establish a student/teacher bond, like Stein and Maka have which is such an unbreakable bond,yo..

"HAWHAW, I KILLED OFF MARIE/MEDUSA. WE CAN HAS ROMANCE NOW, YES?"

This is actually incredibly sad. You're SUCH a bad case your OC killed of a cannon, as well as Soul Eater's more mainish antagonist just so you can be with your little "Stein-kuuunn"? Okay, killing off Medusa I can understand- as much as that ******** with the cannon- but Marie? I may not be a fan of that pairing, but you really killed off Marie? You realize, that by killing off Marie- you've killed off Stein's hope for sanity and order, more so his weapon and friend- he'll probably dissect you right there. Or just kick your a**. But how could you kill off Medusa? Medusa is actually a pretty strong witch- having nearly beaten Stein- Shibuen's Strongest Meister- during the underground battle, etc. I really see the chance of your OC being shanked by surprise Vector Arrows more likely.

"I'M HIS DAUGHTER/COUSIN/SISTER/SOMETHING ELSE."

Wut. You're family? Oh jeez. This really isn't possible. Stein had a mother and father, yes, obviously revealed by the first Drama CD, but they probably passed away when Stein was at a young age. He doesn't have any sisters, and nieces, nephews, cousins, ANYTHING. He's alone- and that's final as far as cannon reveals. For being his kid? Okay, I'm going to be honest- Stein wouldn't go bang some chick only to find out his made her preggos leading to whatever your OC is. That's actually pretty OOC for him- you honestly expect a respected member/teacher/scientist of Shibusen to really just go and spawn a baby? I don't think even a "had one too many drinks" would work, considering he's more of a smoker than a drinker- and I really can't think of a legitimate reason for why he would drink. Sorry fangirls- no papa Shtein for you

"I KNEW HIM FROM MAI CHILDHOOD"

Knew him from childhood? I'm fine with going to Shibusen during his years, but knowing him is pretty unlikely. I'm pretty sure that he'd forget you by now when you go all up like; "HI SHTEIN REMEMBER ME FROM WHEN YOU WERE A KID? WE WERE GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND~!" or something. You'd just earn a confused glance and a walk away while trying to pursue your, "Soul Mate".

"I R HIS EXPERIMENT"

Again, no. Stein doesn't necessarily create creatures or things like that. If you bring Sid into this- it doesn't count. It was Shinigami-sama's idea- Stein simply bringing him back to life rather than creating him. Enough said.

I think I'm done here with this bitchy rant. BI;; I might add more later.

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