Jurassic Park has always creeped me out. It's not the fact that science somehow managed to bring long extinct gigantic reptiles back to the land of living through blood found in a petrified mosquito. Nope. It's not that Dennis Nedry gets eaten alive by what can only be described as Fred Flinstones' pet dino with a frilly neck. Nope. It wasn't even the lawyer, Gennaro, getting devoured in the bathroom or when Alan Grant freaks that kid out at the beginning by describing how raptors eviscerate their prey. Not even close. What creeped me out beyond all reason is the blasted sick Triceratops scene. Oh no. It's not what you're thinking. Ellie Sattler can rummage around dino excrement for as long as she wants. She can dance in it for all I care. But what she can't do is stick her freaking hand into the things mouth.. grab its tounge and squeeze, what I'm guessing is a tongue pimple, until ooze comes out of it. Who the hell does that!? You see a Dinosaur on the ground and you decide the best course of action is to squeeze its tongue!? Uh. No. I see a dino on the ground the first thing I'm doing is getting the hell away from it for fear of the OTHER dino that's just marked it as food!