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95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!"

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❦My Mommy❦Lindsay ❦Syd❦Savannah❦

98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it....if your the 2% that do, copy this on your profile~

Oh Yes If You Have A Quiz I Want To Take It <3

Does your name fit?
A: Cute
B: Loves Poeple
C: Good Kisser
D: Makes poeple laugh.
E: Has gorgeous eyes.
F: Poeple wild and crazy adore you.
G: Very outgoing.
H: Easy to fall in love with.
I: Loves to smile and laugh.
J: Is really sweet.
K: Really silly.
L: Smile to die for.
M: Makes dating fun.
N: Can kick the s**t out of you. XD
O: Has one of the best personalities ever
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite
R: Good boyfriend or girlfriend.
S: Random
T: Verry good kisser.
U: Is verry sexual.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very Brod minded.
X: Never let People tell u what to do.
Y: Is loved by everyone.
Z: Can be funny but dumb sometimes

V= Not judgemental.
I= Loves to smile and laugh.
V= Not judgemental.
I= Loves to smile and laugh.
A= Cute
N= Can kick the s**t out of you.


24 WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS!! I luv this :

1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a fish and loving it!!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night...


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you laugh about how you laugh. Crazy is when you read books of essays, and it's a book you like. Crazy is when you scribble down on every paper you get "Gaara is hot." Crazy is when you're so busy reading (fanfiction, books, anything in general) you don't listen to the person on the other end of the phone. Crazy is when you talk at school with a british accent all day just to see if you're teachers will get mad. Crazy is when you roll on the ground like a cat and shout " PETSIES!" to your sister. Crazy is when you yell and scream when your parents make plans during Naruto. Crazy is when you just stare at some one and wait till they say sumthing then run away screaming your head off. Crazy is when you spin around all day and then laugh at how stupid you are. Crazy is when you stare at the Tv (and it's off) and say I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!. Crazy is when you just stare at your hand then
laugh once you make faces on your toes. If your crazy then add something to this list and copy and paste it to your profile.[/color

Ha Ha 26 things to do on an Elevatorr(my personalfavorites are 21 and 25)


1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others , "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.

1 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space.

27) Stand beside someone and yell I WET MY PANTS


How to Keep Stress Down my favorites are 1 and 18 :

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso

6. In The Memo Field Of All YourChecks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Oorder Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And AskWhy The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling"Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,"Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ..
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Its Called ... therapy.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...
Ok read the English meaning and then "OUTLOUD" say the chinese words...
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
1) Thats not right..................... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive..........Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP...................... Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man......................... Dum Fa reak
5) Small horse......................... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?........... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped in to a coffee table........... Ai Bang Mai Fa Ni
I think you need a face lift............. Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here................ Wai So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet........Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone............. No Pah King
12) staying out of sight.................... Lei Ying Lo
13) He's cleaning his automobile......... Wa Shing Ka
14) Your body odor is offensive......... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15) Great............................. Fre akin Su Pah