ON THIS EDITION OF ZOMBIE JOURNALISM, I WOULD LIKE TO TOUCH ON THE SUBJECT OF
BRAINS.
BRAINS ARE WHAT MAKE HUMANPEOPLES LIVE N' STUFF. BUT TO MEMBERS OF THE ZOMBIE... FAMILY, THEY'RE USUALLY EATEN AT AROUND MIDNIGHT, PERHAPS ONE IN THE MORNING.
NOW, AS A ZOMBIE JOURNALIST, I OFTEN HAVE ACCESS TO MANY FRESH BRAINS. BUT RARELY IS IT THAT I CRACK OPEN SOME RANDOM HOMELESS JERK'S HEAD AND EAT HIS BRAIN. WHY IS THIS?
IT.
IS.
UNETHICAL.
EVEN THOUGH I AM A ZOMBIE, I AT LEAST HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR PEOPLE WHO AREN'T DEAD YET. I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE THEY WANT TO GET THEIR BRAINS EATEN, BUT IT'S JUST SO CONVENIENT TO HAVE BILLIONS OF BRAINS READY TO BE EATEN AROUND YOU AND..
AND..
AND..
WHAT THE HELL.
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THIS WILL BE MORE OR LESS DAILY SUBMISSIONS ABOUT THINGS THAT ZOMBIES THINK ABOUT. AND SOME STUFF THAT JUST MAKES PEOPLE PISSED OFF.
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