So he dove into the water and started swimming incredibly fast, which left me to find and cover the hole in our WOODEN boat while scooping water out of the boat and when I got hungry, I lifted a candy bar with one foot, sat down and peeled the wrapper with my other foot. I tell you, that is not easy!
An hour later, it hit me that I had a celluar phone with me. I slammed my head and started dialling with my foot. Nothing happened. I tryed again. Nothing. Then I discovered that maybe the cell phone got wet and wasn't working. I sweared.
Two hours later, Tact returned with no sighn of help. I started yelling at him, and asked him why he left me like this for 3 hours. He said that he looked for help for 1 hour, but than a shark found him and he spent another hour getting away from it. It took him and hour to get back.
So we ended up swimming home. I tell you, it was the worst boat trip ever!!!
