The story of the night is about a women who spotted a man in her bush.
So ma' am, tell us what you saw
"Well I was just sittin on my porch, and all of a sudden the man jumped out of my bush and yelled "FRENCH TOAST AND SYRUP"
Do you know this man?
Yes, it is my son, he is 25!
Then why are you camplaining?
Because he was running around my yard in my thong!
Umm, how old are?
65, why?
AWWW! EWW, that is gross! *hurls in bucket*
Not it is normal
WHAT! No that is just weird!
Well thongs are nice and silky and....
NOOOOO *dies*
Sorry we have had some difficulties with this program...the end
there will be more to come in my pms and in my Journal
 Artificial_Flavour · Tue Mar 14, 2006 @ 05:27am · 2 Comments |
