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cigarettes and tampon joke
a man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cottonballs and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "sir, i thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this. yesterday, i sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a tin of tabacco and soe rollingpappers; cause it's sooo-ooo-oo-ooo much cheaper. So i figure if i have to roll my own..... so does she!
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