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(Another Wonderful Rant!: Father's Edition)

Viscen Sr: Ya know, my daughter is walking trouble. = /

Cyrus: Atleast she's not pretending to be someone she's not. Arognat's stupid a** tries so ******** hard to be a hardass but she's just not. Urgh, she's too ******** soft now because of my Goddamn grandson.

Viscen: Jeez, Cyrus, lay off. All you do is talk trash about your kid. Have some kind of sympathy for the poor lady. >= /

Cyrus: Meh. I do have sympathy. I just don't let it overwhelm me. *cthulu*

Patrick: Hey, has anyone else but me realized most of us are dead? My brother in law for Christ's sake is even dead! I mean, what the hell?!

Jack: Yep. Wait, howcome I had to die too? This is bullshit!

Viscen: Who's father are you?! D8

Jack: Anna's.

Viscen: Aaah... = O

Oliver: Am I...the only father that...um, doesn't do much physically?

Viscen: STFU Oliver! *points at him* No one's ******** talkin to you! Go back in your cage! D8<

Oliver: >= / Well that's not nice. Show some sort of respect, look, I apologize for laying with your wife, it was a mistake I will never make again.

Viscen: HEY! Are you sayin' my wife was a mistake?! GRAGH!! *tackle!*

Oliver: D8 *gets tackles*

Cyrus: Heh heh heh...I'm so amused.

Patrick: Some one should stop this..

Jack: Like...an officer or somethin....*is a sheriff*

Artemis: Now, now, gentlemen...*goes to push them apart* Can't we be civil about these things?

Cyrus: Shut your trap, Faire. Ain't no one talkin' to you either. Ya peace loving ********. *pissed off cthulu*

Artemis: Oh please, like any of your words or your physique, intimidate me. *shakes head* Do you have any idea how many times I've dealt with brutes like you?

Cyrus: Grrrrr...

Viscen: Heh heh.

Oliver: *wipes blood off mouth and spits some out* Ah goddesses, you broke my fingers, Viscen! I had a recital tonight!

Viscen: S'what? *shrug*

Jack: This is getting ridiculous...oh hey Areux, how's it hangin'?

Areux: *is passing by* I'd rather not. *walks passed them all*

Jack: Pompous a**.

Cyrus: Stuck up p***k.

Viscen: Jerkass.

Cyrus: Hey, Artemis, why's your daughter so hard to get in the sack?

Artemis: Hey! D8< Don't talk about my little girl like that!

Cyrus: And while we're at it, why's it so easy to get yours in bed, Viscen?

Viscen: D8 Hey! Shut the ******** up!

Patrick: Stop being annoying, Cyrus. >= <

Cyrus: Well I have to live up to expectations, don't I? Urgh, fine, my daughter could own all of your daughter's in a ******** heart beat.

Artemis: Oh... = (

Viscen: Yeah, ********, right. Clarissa descends from a family of royal knights! She'd kick Arognat's a** in a milisecond.

Oliver: Well...Grace isn't exactly a skilled fighter, but I'm sure she's very tactical since she's extremely intelligent.

Viscen: Yeah, that's right, since Clarissa kicked her a** up and down the block five times. Go magic.

Oliver: *glare*

Jack: Yeah, yeah, like Arognat's a match for a ******** shotgun to her face.

Patrick: Leave Katherine out of this! She's so fragile! Although she's got a berserk button that I wouldn't press. >_>;;; She'd die with a fight.

Areux: *sticks in his two sense* Two words. Orbital. Lazor.

All the Fathers: DB

Viscen: Cheater!