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I heard two little kids playing that one game where you say, "Bubblegum, Bubblegum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish?" over and over again, on the bus today.
But instead of saying dish, they said ditch.
Ok! First of all, who in their right mind (small children included) would want bubblegum that they found in a DITCH?! ewwwwwwwwwwwww! who knows where it has been?!
And second, what in these small children's minds made their brains think that ditch rymes with wish???