'There was the time that it was raining, and my dad and I were leaving a grocery store.
"I'll tell you a secret, buddy boy, if you keep walking and ignore the rain, it'll leave you alone! You won't get wet!"
So I started walking, oblivious to the fact that my dad was holding his arm out above my head, more and more amazed with each step that I was in fact not getting wet.
(<3 you, dad.)'
