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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.

Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?

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Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

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Since there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

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By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen.


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that was sooooooooooooo necesary after my long absence from this book!!! twisted

AND NOW FOR A RANDOM RANT BRAUGHT TO YOU BY COREY HERMAN!!!


(yes this means ited be a good time to go to the bathroom or whatever you have to do come back and realiz, "s**t its a thing that you read so i just wasted my time when i could have just left the damn book" wink

lol if you could actually read that last paryou are AWSOME!!! That or i rly am goin blind like this pirate! pirate

Philip Aronson was lucky. At least since the day he had found that four leaf clover, everything good seemed to come his way.

He had met the wonderful Ruthie, and after a whirlwind romance, they were married under the hoopa. And now, a year later, he was the proud papa of beautiful twins, a boy and a girl.

At work, the story was the same. He had been promoted and had received a substantial raise, and now the firm had come up with a profit sharing plan.

Ruthie was certain his good fortune was due to his 4-leaf clover. Everywhere he went, he was sure to be carrying the talisman in his suit pocket.

One morning, Philip could not find the clover.

He searched the house, but it was not there. In panic, he tried to recall when he had last seen it. He finally recalled it was in his gray suit that he had dropped off at the dry cleaners.

He rushed to the cleaners only to find that the work had been completed and his suit was ready to be picked up. He searched the suit and found the 4-leaf clover, still in one piece but now flattened from the dry cleaning.

From that day on, Philip's fortunes changed.

Life was good but was no longer perfect. The little inconveniences were always there.

He had a flat tire as he was driving to an important meeting.

The twins developed measles when his boss and his wife were over for dinner.

No, Philip's life had changed. He still carried the amulet, but he was certainly not living under the silver lining he was used to and had come to expect.

Finally, he had had enough. He visited his wise old rabbi to see if he could help him understand what had happened.

"Oy, this certainly was to be expected," he was told. "You should have known, one should never press one's luck."

Okay now that was horibal and that is honistly and truly the last thing i steal from http://www.jokesnstuff.us/pages/puns/lucky_clover.htm

lol OKIES NOW THEN!!!!!!!!!!! what to talk about..... confused

O! Good news! Corey now has a new pet rat! Bad part about tht is it needs a name xd He's been called like 7 different things in the 3 days we've had him! whee

so yeah thats kinda cool!!!

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wahmbulance wahmbulance ENCE ENCE 10 DRAMA LLAMAS!! wahmbulance wahmbulance

This is definitly my longest one so far but thats only cus ive stolen quotes from websites throughout most of this stupid thing and if your still reading this your realizing that i actually have nothing to say and if you clame that you stopped a while ago...... YOUR LIEN! Cus you know that im sayin this and the only way you could know that is by reading it! mwahahahahahahaha my head hurts now confused

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................... i am totaly out of idea's so ima go get a drink save this and i may make another one if i get hyper enough!!!!!!!!!!!