I took this and I realized how patheticAwesome I am....Sweet
Signs you are obsessed with Axis Powers Hetalia:
( ) You take history class just to understand Hetalia more.
(X ) You fangirl squee at the mention of WWII.
( ) You believe that some one’s personality will correspond with the country that they came from.
(X ) You think that hamburgers should be The United State’s national food.
( ) You have started eating more pasta to make a tribute to Italy.
(X)You think of Italy when you eat pasta, America when you eat hamburgers, Russia while drinking vodka, etc…
( ) You tend to avoid anyone who is Russian because you are afraid or their cracked mentality.
( ) You start styling your hair after Italy’s, or anyone else’s hair.
( ) You own a character costume.
( ) You have cosplayed as a character before.(I have on Gaia...)
(X ) You have thought of cosplaying as a character before.
( ) You have threatened to seize another’s “vital regions”.
( ) You know Marukaite Chikyuu word for word…In more than one language.
( ) You know the words to any Hetalia song.
(X ) You have a Hetalia song as your favorite song.
( ) You have made up your own ending to Chibitalia/HRE.
( ) You have learned Japanese just to read the comics. (I’ve been learning japanese waaay more time before I knew APH)
(X ) You obsessively wait for each new episode to be released.
( ) You have uploaded one of the songs to Youtube.
( ) You plan on naming one of your children after a character.
( X) You squeal during history lessons.
( ) You plan on going to a foreign country in hopes that you will see your favorite character.
( ) You have written a fanfiction for APH.
( ) You have read a fanfiction for APH.
( X) You draw APH fanart.
( ) You put answers like “Alfred F. Jones” or “Arthur Kirkland” on geography tests.
( ) You tear up when talking about the Revolutionary War.
( ) You tell people Austria put Italy in a maid costume when Austria owned Italy.
( ) You ask if countries are “married” when they form a union.
( ) You worry for a country’s health when their stocks go down.
( ) You scream “HERO!” whenever people mention America.
( ) You scribbled the name “England” on your notebook with little hearts next to it.
(X ) You actually start saying “aru” in actual conversation.
(X ) You demand that Prussia becomes a country again because he was to awesome.
( ) You fully believe that Prussia is the most awesome country…ever.
( ) Anyone named Francis, Alfred, Matthew, Ludwig or Arthur is automatically linked to Hetalia.
( ) You tell people with bushy eyebrows that their eyebrows are similar to England’s.
( ) You never let anyone sit down because their chair might be Busby’s chair.
(X ) You tell people the answer to global warming is building a big hero to protect the Earth.
( ) You try to get the polar bears at the zoo to talk.
( ) You demand everyone you know to become one with Russia.
( X) You ARE one with Russia.(But aren't we all?)
( ) You have drawn a half-smile on a Hello Kitty plush.
( ) You find wars hilarious.
( ) You claim that aliens do exist..and live with America.
( ) You tell people that if the aliens attack, they will go for England.
( ) Your grades in history or geography suddenly shoot up.
( ) You debate who would win in arm wrestling - the Allies or the Axis?
( ) You raise your hand in class just to scream “ PASTAAA~!”
( ) You yell “ Pastaa~!” anywhere in public.
( ) You start planting sunflowers.
(X ) You laugh at any song referring to a country’s size.
( ) You find out about your lineage and trace it to Hetalia.
( ) You spend a full day searching the Hetalia wiki to learn about the characters.
( ) You knit yourself a cream-coloured scarf just like Russia’s.(I didn't knit one but I bought one...sorta)
( ) You start noticing all of the China jokes.
( ) You hate South Korea for demanding Im Yong Soo to be removed.
( ) You started a petition to get South Korea on the Anime show.
( ) You have completed all of the Hetalia memes.
( ) You claim to have married a country.
( ) You know every pairing in the book.
( ) You created a pairing
( ) You wish Rome was your grandfather.
( ) You spend day after day trying to find rape faces in the manga.
( ) When you want a tomato, you say “Spain! Get me a tomato, damnit!”
( ) When upset, you chant “kolkolkolkolkol…”
( ) You now can name countries nobody has ever heard of.
( ) Sink Faucets now fascinate you.(No, but running water does...)
( ) Whenever you see anything with Hello Kitty on it, you have to draw a half-smile on it.
( ) You tell people that Germany was just misunderstood during WWII.
( ) You now refer to Germany as “Doitsu”.
( ) You believe every Austrian is an angry musical genius.
( ) You shudder whenever you see Russia on the world map.
( ) You own a world map…that only shows America.
( ) You never want to go to England because you are afraid of their food.
(X ) You claim to have seen fairies and unicorns.
( ) You can put a curse on somebody you hate.
( ) You can’t roast marshmallows on the campfire anymore. It feels like summoning the devil to you.
(X ) You spend day after day trying to figure out how Germany is connected to HRE or if he is HRE.
( ) You dream of becoming your own country.
( ) You refer to every country’s king/queen/president/etc as their “boss”.
( ) You have taken it to yourself to create OC’s for countries not represented in Hetalia.
( ) You now know that the neutral men are the scariest.
( ) Wursts have now replaced sausages.
( ) The axis powers seem so much better than the allies in your eyes.
( ) You believe that Italy can make men gay…for him.
( ) You make “Happy Birthday” cards for all of the nation’s birthdays.
(X ) You know what “Hetalia” actually means. (Hetare + Italia)
( ) You do needlepoint now because England does it.
( ) Every time anybody mentions any object you tell them “that was created in korea, you know…”
( ) You have a conniption fit every time somebody refers to China as a “she”.
( ) Planes suddenly interest you.
( ) Jiiiii is a word in your vocabulary.
( ) You wonder why Italy opens his eyes only once or twice during the entire Anime/Manga.
( ) Large eyebrows and big noses are suddenly very appealing to you.
( ) You know the WWII uniform of every nation.
(X ) You now mass-produce white flags.
( ) You use chairs and pans as weapons.
( ) You know where every nation’s erogenous zone is.
( ) Germany is a saint in your eyes.
( ) You want to hug landmasses
( ) You demand every red hoodie have a maple leaf on it.
( ) You call tomatoes “bono tomato”!
(X ) People can’t mention world issues to you because you will make a huge joke of it.
( ) You spend day after day researching different relationships between different countries.
( ) You sob at the mention of Bloody Sunday.(I don't sob. I kinda like it :3)
( ) Saying “ve” is a normal thing to you.
( ) When one says “I love my country!” you reply: “Yeah! He’s really hot!”
( ) You expect the new French foreign exchange student to be perverted, and surprisingly, he is.
( ) You see a map as a social gathering.
( ) You have made an OC for a country/state/providence
( ) You can’t say “German wurst” without laughing.
( ) Beer must always be salty.
( ) In order to be awesome, you decide to get a baby chick and put it on your head.
( ) You try to compare your family to Hetalia characters.
( ) You regularly check Hidekaz Himaruya’s blog for updates…even if you don’t speak Japanese.
( ) Hidekaz Himaruya is your hero.
( ) Sealand IS a nation in your eyes.
( ) You know random tidbits about each character.
( ) You download every Hetalia song when it comes out.
( ) You know every Hetalia meme in the book.
( ) You actually spent the time comparing this list to your life…
I mean, I'm not as pathetic as one would think but I do say I've crossed the border a wee lil bit
 Comrade Kidd · Fri Feb 12, 2010 @ 10:43am · 0 Comments |
