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I had a dream last night that I was getting married to Kezer. Or someone very much like him.
And he was going to do that thing that that guy on YouTube did during his wedding, where after the "I do"s and before the kissing, he changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Married" and I was like "OMG you're so stupid." And they were trying to get me to change it on mine, and I was like "No, I will get married now and change my relationship on FB AFTER I ******** this dreamboat."
LOL
So life-like
Except that I was getting married.
To a boy.
The boy who lost his v-card to L STURM!
OH GAWDS SHE'S SO UGLY AND GROSS.
We made so many jokes about her v****a.

Also in the dream, I had angela, Hannah and Kaylee there, and they were thinking they were going to be my bridesmaids but I was like "******** no b***h" and made three family members from my dad's side (Shannon and two other people I don't remember) my bridesmaids. hannah couldn't do it anyway because she's married, LOL. (like legit married. That's partly why I had this dream. Also, I wasn't invited to the wedding. ******** that s**t =[ The other part I had this dream was because I FB stalked Kezer and found out he's single now, ******** YEAH SEAKING!)

And there was something else about me having a pony and it being in an electrocuted fence, and I was Squirtle and I was trapped in a car so I used Water Gun to fill it with water since I was Squirtle and could breath in water until there was so much water it exploded. (I think the pony dream and the Squirtle dream were two different ones)