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Fake Friends: Never ask for food. True Friends: are the reasons you have no food. Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs True Friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM Fake Friends: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong True Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we f**k**ed up ... but that s**t was fun!" Fake Friends: never seen you cry. True Friends: cry with you Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True Friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. Fake Friends: know a few things about you. True Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True Friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door. True Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" Fake Friends: Are for a while. True Friends: Are for life. Fake Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. True Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." Fake Friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. True Friends: Will knock them the f**k out Fake Friends: Will read this. True Friends: Will steal this