You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi I'm Edward Cullen You: Hi I'm Edward Cullen Stranger: hi ed You: Hi I'm Edward Cullen Stranger: tell me something else You: BELLA! You: I glitter in the sun. You: I dazzle myself. You: Bella, you ARE my life. You: Bella...will you marry me? You: I am abusive. Stranger: oh, i think you mean Stella You: I am jealous and generally unfriendly. Stranger: as in Stranger: STELLA You: Who is Stella? Stranger: she is a character from "A Streetcar Named Desire" You: My mother is a 657 year old eggplant. Stranger: have you read it? You: I have read many books with sex with broomsticks in them. You: Hi, I'm Harry Potter. You: My mother is dead. Stranger: i'm guessing you are a 16 year old who loves soda You: My name is Harry Potter. Stranger: no, it's edward cullen Stranger: we already established this You: I am a 37 year old vampire wizard virgin. Stranger: i'm sorry, you can't go back now You: THE CAKE IS A LIE. Stranger: a gamer at that You: I gamed your mom. Stranger: she's not an eggplant Stranger: you wouldn't be into her You: I am actually a female of voluptious proportions and 23 years of age. You: I do not live in Wisconsin. You: Nor am I Mexican. Stranger: this narrows things down for me, thanks You: My name is Salmon, like the fish. First name, Susie. You: I like pie. Stranger: isn't that the rape victim from the Lovely Bones? You: Possibly, or it might be a elven conspiracy. Stranger: My name is Salmon, like the fish. First name, Susie. I was fourteen years old when I was murdered on December 6th, 1973. I wasn't gone. I was alive in my own perfect world. But in my heart, I knew it wasn't perfect. My murderer still haunted me. You: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY LINES. Stranger: hi5 me You: Hi5 is lame. Stranger: still Stranger: hi5 me You: I use condoms.
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