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My friend(the one with a long, strange username) e-mailed me today, telling me of the woes of having to write a Shakespeare Rap by saying it in the language of rhyme. Poor John, poor Shakespeare's works having to be defiled by being put into a horrid music genre(I leave myself open to changing my opinion if anyone can provide me with a good example of rap :3 ). And so, the rhyming got the stupid idea of songwriting in my head.

Oh, there's something on my head
Looking up
I see it
Spreading outward
Are they my favorite pair of

Light-up Antlers?

Blinking on and off with
no more than a button's notice

Light-up Antlers?

A nice little shade of brown
Thrown onto my head as I look down
And if I had a frown
it's upside down
for they fill me up with Christmas Spirit!

Light-up Antlers!
I saw them on a shelf at Wally World!
Light-up Antlers!
No need for them to be unfurled!
Light-up Antlers!
Won't it look great, lit up when twirled?


And that's all I have of my crappy song about my new light-up antlers. Hey, hey, I need to start out with horrible songs, horrible tunes, barely any rhyme before I can eventually write some good s**t! Even though this is probably worse than any piece of rap....